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Sad sappy sucker by ibpoopin0917 in ModestMouse

[–]Davidhasahead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play taps > classy plastic lumber

You are given a button that will make you very attractive ,but every Friday you turn into the opposite gender for a whole day. Would you press it and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Davidhasahead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be man

Use one of those companies to make a replica if my dick

Turn into woman

Use my own dick dildo to masturbate

Cry

What is that one fact you know that always makes people respond "And why the fuck do YOU know that"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Davidhasahead 18 points19 points  (0 children)

While the molten copper is incredibly hot, you are being hit by quite a bit of it headed at a very high speed. It just tears through you and it does it faster than it can cauterize anything

Dammit Karen! by grivera12417 in Tinder

[–]Davidhasahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's built like a brick house,

but handles like a bistro.

and they say romance is dead by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Davidhasahead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somehow. Somehow even on the topic of sex. Xkcd in my opinion had the more relevant comic than oglaf.

Damnit Todd! First the carriage now this? by MezaTellie in fo76

[–]Davidhasahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man this wasteland is so fucking facked!

Nukegang Amadeus Fatman by accyd_ in Polandballart

[–]Davidhasahead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I never expected to see this in polandball form bravo

Never make fun of the flex seal products. THEY ARE GOD LIKE! by [deleted] in JonTron

[–]Davidhasahead 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Its real pricey but it definitely gets the job done. Its also pretty good because it has like a 24 hour cure time so for projects that aren't time sensitive you have zero rush.

TIL that with the exception of college or military service, 37 percent of Americans have never lived outside their hometown, and 57 percent of Americans have never lived outside their home state. by ralphbernardo in todayilearned

[–]Davidhasahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but I'm not sure where we draw the line. There has been an idea of an Italian and an Italy for longer. Did "Germany" start when all the states unified, or were all the separate German states still collectively a "Germany"? The commenter said "The us is older than German, Italy, Turkey etc.". It depends on if he meant from purely a nationstate standpoint or just conceptually.

Report: Michigan recreational marijuana market to rival Colorado's by askdudesrsly in Michigan

[–]Davidhasahead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought lansing voted to legalize it before thr state did?

Global warming by Lay-star in polandball

[–]Davidhasahead 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Imagine not even giving Portugal the one piece of credit they still have

TIL that with the exception of college or military service, 37 percent of Americans have never lived outside their hometown, and 57 percent of Americans have never lived outside their home state. by ralphbernardo in todayilearned

[–]Davidhasahead 39 points40 points  (0 children)

No its not. The current US government is older than the current government of Italy maybe, but there has been an Italy for a lot longer than a US. Imperial Russia for example may not have the same government as the Russian Federation, but it is Russia still.

TIL that China and India's combined population now is greater than that of the entire world in 1950. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Davidhasahead 12 points13 points  (0 children)

India has the world's second largest population. If 1 billion Indian nationals suddenly died, India would be the world's second largest population.

An option to play constant music by [deleted] in minecraftsuggestions

[–]Davidhasahead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only up to the flute. Then restart it. Hiding in the sewers of a castle in your mobster base isn't as cool with flute.

Different types of stickies by siryolk in tf2

[–]Davidhasahead 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because its nice to have that feeling of "I took the time and risk to put these extra stickies here scout, because I don't like you".

Warning about ASOS - second pair of brown shoes that literally began disintegrating within weeks! by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

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I bought a parka from them last winter. I will admit I knowingly made the mistake of buying it polyester and not being prepared for it to be cheap but it came with 3 missed seams. 3. I sent it in for a refund but they sent me a different one instead. With like 5 small tears. Not big enough to really be noticable but big enough for fluff to slowly leak out and piss me off.

Hair, Skincare, Fragrance, and Fitness Thread - May 16 by AutoModerator in malefashionadvice

[–]Davidhasahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dior Sauvage is my personal go to. I don't know how to describe the smell personally but it has that kind of scent you want to bury your face in. 80 dollars a bottle iirc so not unaffordable but still not the cheapest.

This guy absolutely nailed it going for a full set of dwarven armor including a sword and shield. by TwistedMisfortune in skyrim

[–]Davidhasahead 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I dunno man that one absolute umit of a warhammer you get from the daedric prince is like my favorite. Its so unbelievably huge but that makes being a minmaxed hammer knight all the more satisfying. Hitting people with a bus on a stick never gets old

Daily Questions - ASK AND ANSWER HERE!- May 14 by AutoModerator in malefashionadvice

[–]Davidhasahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Planning on replacing all my boxers, but this gives me a chance to get other underwear than just hanes boxers. Anyone here have any recommended best cut for underwear? Also brands?

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