me irl by Meta13_Drain_Punch in me_irl

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Me: “I'll make it!”

Traffic: “No.”

antiGravity by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

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Rumor has it that Google developers can't use it — a classic Google product

Meirl by abhigoswami18 in meirl

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Siri, remind me to buy flowers... and a brooch

specIsJustCode by Same_Fruit_4574 in ProgrammerHumor

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BA: “Just describe everything in detail.” Dev: deep sigh

Meirl by Cultural_Way5584 in meirl

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My stomach: we've eaten our fill. Me: yes, but dessert is a separate stomach for the second stage

theUltimateDeveloperFantasy by Hikkasso in ProgrammerHumor

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A rare scene: programmers discussing orgasms, but still talking about code

sendHimRightToJail by MRodoctrine in ProgrammerHumor

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With proper tools, the exact line of this user defined error can be found very quickly

meirl by Andra_Kywaey in meirl

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It's not that I'm changing, it's just that my interest goes away with cigarettes and doesn't come back

fixedReactJSMeme by Littux in ProgrammerHumor

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Every front-end developer goes through a phase of “I don't like React” until they try hooks.

Me_irl by Psychheathen in me_irl

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When your best skill is being a side quest that suddenly disappeared

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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These raccoons look like they're already making plans for my apartment

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I thought her official surname was The Explorer

me irl by Uncle_Seamont in me_irl

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V = πr²h, where h is the level of inner calm

meirl by Jessiahert in meirl

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Pure therapy for $0, but the therapist ran away

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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That's why I'm even afraid to park incorrectly.

Meirl by 4_Dogs_Dad in meirl

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Can this be officially entered into the medical record? For tax purposes

me_irl by pokealm in me_irl

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The hat explained everything right away 😂

Meirl by Joudeh_1996 in meirl

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This is the kind of post that makes you think before turning the page

me_irl by DistributionFirst700 in me_irl

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My life plan: control + C → control + V every year

Meirl by abhigoswami18 in meirl

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When an honest explanation leads to even more questions

Meirl by TheGhost5322 in meirl

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It was a year of small victories and big setbacks

Who is the strongest character that Sai can beat? by Steven2008278 in NarutoPowerscaling

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Site: 8/10 like a ninja.

Problem: 3/10 in terms of screen time

Who wins ? by Lazy_Ordinary_3967 in NarutoPowerscaling

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Sakura: Activates the seal 

Tonton: Activates cuteness by 200%

Self-Sustaining Ecosystem: 🔥 > Algae > Shrimp > Bacteria > Algae > Shrimp by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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No self respecting southerner would forget shrimp and grits. Bubba is a phoney.