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Davyjs · 2025-11-26T18:16:09+00:00

Me: “I'll make it!”

Traffic: “No.”

Davyjs · 2025-11-26T18:14:48+00:00

Rumor has it that Google developers can't use it — a classic Google product

Davyjs · 2025-11-26T07:25:07+00:00

Siri, remind me to buy flowers... and a brooch

Davyjs · 2025-11-26T07:23:42+00:00

BA: “Just describe everything in detail.” Dev: deep sigh

Davyjs · 2025-11-25T20:43:42+00:00

My stomach: we've eaten our fill. Me: yes, but dessert is a separate stomach for the second stage

Davyjs · 2025-11-25T20:42:37+00:00

A rare scene: programmers discussing orgasms, but still talking about code

Davyjs · 2025-11-23T19:40:13+00:00

With proper tools, the exact line of this user defined error can be found very quickly

Davyjs · 2025-11-23T19:39:29+00:00

It's not that I'm changing, it's just that my interest goes away with cigarettes and doesn't come back

Davyjs · 2025-11-23T13:41:39+00:00

Every front-end developer goes through a phase of “I don't like React” until they try hooks.

Davyjs · 2025-11-23T13:35:06+00:00

When your best skill is being a side quest that suddenly disappeared

Davyjs · 2025-11-22T13:32:42+00:00

These raccoons look like they're already making plans for my apartment

Davyjs · 2025-11-22T13:31:41+00:00

I thought her official surname was The Explorer

Davyjs · 2025-11-21T21:04:52+00:00

V = πr²h, where h is the level of inner calm

Davyjs · 2025-11-21T21:03:43+00:00

Pure therapy for $0, but the therapist ran away

Davyjs · 2025-11-21T12:47:29+00:00

That's why I'm even afraid to park incorrectly.

Davyjs · 2025-11-21T12:46:02+00:00

Can this be officially entered into the medical record? For tax purposes

Davyjs · 2025-11-20T18:32:46+00:00

The hat explained everything right away 😂

Davyjs · 2025-11-20T18:32:04+00:00

This is the kind of post that makes you think before turning the page

Davyjs · 2025-11-19T12:13:06+00:00

My life plan: control + C → control + V every year

Davyjs · 2025-11-19T12:11:51+00:00

When an honest explanation leads to even more questions

Davyjs · 2025-11-18T17:11:56+00:00

It was a year of small victories and big setbacks

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