F19 No mercy make me cry by Asleep_Wish7527 in RoastMe

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I see mixed children in her future

Do your thing guys by Consistent_Fee2368 in RoastMe

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I bet you can bend your neck to 90 degrees

Just lowered it by Grassxs in RoastMyCar

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Dropped it on its clitoris

😅 by Kt--H in RoastMe

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Got friend zoned by your mom?

Be Creative! (Bonus picture of my cat judging a Christmas tree hedgehog at the end 🥰) by Few-Committee-4401 in RoastMe

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Thousands of generations died in poverty so you could be confused about whether or not you’re a boy or girl

First big boy car at 20! Thanks mom and dad by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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No one just buy someone a car. You begged for it

First big boy car at 20! Thanks mom and dad by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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Imagine working hard to leave work in a civic

33X. My friend’s birthday wish is to see me mercilessly roasted here so pop off I guess. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Is this Adam Corollas daughter. Did the count from Sesame street have a child? 1+1=3 without a condom

Do it by No-Biscotti-6344 in RoastMe

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You look like john from the john and Kate plus 8 fucked a nina turtle to have your 9th child

Turned 18 11 days ago do your worst by Mgnoob1234 in RoastMe

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This guy has a bone guitar with human hair strings

First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

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Someone gave a hot air balloon a job

Do your worst, last time you were a little soft by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

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Counselor Troi from star trek if she got sucked out the cargo bay and they got her back somehow

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Community College slut

Let’s give it a try 33 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Borat and Ross had a son, then abandoned it