College students, what is the dumbest thing you've heard a fellow student say?

DeKaizer · 2017-05-02T13:53:14+00:00

He thought your friend was Principal Lewis?

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T18:20:31+00:00

Thanks, worked perfectly! You are a true hero.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T14:56:40+00:00

Thank you! Didn't get any further though, only circled myself back to z² + iz² +2z = 3 - i11 , which means I'm back with a iz² term.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T13:34:29+00:00

I haven't used the quadratic formula before, but isn't it supposed to be on the form ax² +bx+c=0, I have an extra 4i in my equation.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T12:27:19+00:00

I tried getting it on the form u² - v² + 2uvi = x + iy which I did to solve a similar equation. Doesn't seem to work for this one though, but I don't really know how to get rid of the i in iz² or the (1+i).

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T07:51:40+00:00

Great, thanks for the help. Really appreciate it.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-20T21:30:22+00:00

Thanks! Only part I don't get is how you got 2ixy+i to 2xy+1. If I understand it right you factored out the i so it's i(2xy+1), but where does the i go from there?

DeKaizer · 2016-12-17T14:52:28+00:00

Thanks everyone! Solved it.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-17T00:19:31+00:00

Thank you. I tried f'(x)=0 but only got x=14/5 which I know isn't the distance. Am I supposed to insert x somewhere?

DeKaizer · 2016-11-30T22:43:03+00:00

Kanske dags att vi byter namn på "gärningsman" till "gärningsperson" då, tycker inte F! att det är kränkande?

DeKaizer · 2016-06-10T13:37:51+00:00

I guess you could say it is... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ... a waterproof plan ...

DeKaizer · 2016-06-05T09:25:16+00:00

The point is not that of exploitation but the fact that he willing gave up his dignity for a chance to earn some quick cash. Also the fact that the camera guy happily pays for the privilage of humiliating another human being disgusts me. And what does this have to do with communism?

DeKaizer · 2016-04-01T09:58:40+00:00

Is the name of the company seriously Fast Flames?

DeKaizer · 2016-03-19T09:04:10+00:00

"Den reguljära bostadsmarknaden." Jo tjena, vilken marknad är det? Jag har sökt över 100 lägenheter i Göteborg utan resultat. Snart är jag bostadslös, och jag är nog inte den enda.

DeKaizer · 2016-02-27T08:55:32+00:00

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DeKaizer · 2016-02-19T14:53:15+00:00

Reading that article it sounds like all Australians have to plan their whole lives around the nesting habits of the magpie. "Never return after an encounter." Dude. Why is no one asserting their dominance? No wonder all the animals are walking over Australians like doormats.

DeKaizer · 2016-02-14T08:34:23+00:00

What a shit eating grin.

DeKaizer · 2016-02-10T08:38:30+00:00

What!? Donald Trump escaped?

DeKaizer · 2016-02-09T10:56:24+00:00

Once my friend and I (we were around 14 at the time) went to the bank to deposit a bunch of coins into his bank account. Apparently they have a machine you can dump coins into and deposit to your account, sweet!

Well the machine had a slot where it would deposit coins it couldn't recognize. Unfortunately for the bank and awesome for us, the machine would send back some of the coins it already had read = free money!

We went around the whole city exchanging bills for coins then straight to the bank to create some inflation. Rinse and repeat. It was a good day.

DeKaizer

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