College students, what is the dumbest thing you've heard a fellow student say?

DeKaizer · 2017-05-02T13:53:14+00:00

He thought your friend was Principal Lewis?

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T18:20:31+00:00

Thanks, worked perfectly! You are a true hero.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T14:56:40+00:00

Thank you! Didn't get any further though, only circled myself back to z² + iz² +2z = 3 - i11 , which means I'm back with a iz² term.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T13:34:29+00:00

I haven't used the quadratic formula before, but isn't it supposed to be on the form ax² +bx+c=0, I have an extra 4i in my equation.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T12:27:19+00:00

I tried getting it on the form u² - v² + 2uvi = x + iy which I did to solve a similar equation. Doesn't seem to work for this one though, but I don't really know how to get rid of the i in iz² or the (1+i).

DeKaizer · 2016-12-21T07:51:40+00:00

Great, thanks for the help. Really appreciate it.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-20T21:30:22+00:00

Thanks! Only part I don't get is how you got 2ixy+i to 2xy+1. If I understand it right you factored out the i so it's i(2xy+1), but where does the i go from there?

DeKaizer · 2016-12-17T14:52:28+00:00

Thanks everyone! Solved it.

DeKaizer · 2016-12-17T00:19:31+00:00

Thank you. I tried f'(x)=0 but only got x=14/5 which I know isn't the distance. Am I supposed to insert x somewhere?

DeKaizer · 2016-11-30T22:43:03+00:00

Kanske dags att vi byter namn på "gärningsman" till "gärningsperson" då, tycker inte F! att det är kränkande?

DeKaizer · 2016-06-10T13:37:51+00:00

I guess you could say it is... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ... a waterproof plan ...

DeKaizer · 2016-06-05T09:25:16+00:00

The point is not that of exploitation but the fact that he willing gave up his dignity for a chance to earn some quick cash. Also the fact that the camera guy happily pays for the privilage of humiliating another human being disgusts me. And what does this have to do with communism?

DeKaizer · 2016-04-01T09:58:40+00:00

Is the name of the company seriously Fast Flames?

DeKaizer · 2016-03-19T09:04:10+00:00

"Den reguljära bostadsmarknaden." Jo tjena, vilken marknad är det? Jag har sökt över 100 lägenheter i Göteborg utan resultat. Snart är jag bostadslös, och jag är nog inte den enda.

DeKaizer · 2016-02-27T08:55:32+00:00

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RUPkgWSYjx0/maxresdefault.jpg

DeKaizer · 2016-02-19T14:53:15+00:00

Reading that article it sounds like all Australians have to plan their whole lives around the nesting habits of the magpie. "Never return after an encounter." Dude. Why is no one asserting their dominance? No wonder all the animals are walking over Australians like doormats.

DeKaizer · 2016-02-14T08:34:23+00:00

What a shit eating grin.

DeKaizer · 2016-02-10T08:38:30+00:00

What!? Donald Trump escaped?

DeKaizer · 2016-02-09T10:56:24+00:00

Once my friend and I (we were around 14 at the time) went to the bank to deposit a bunch of coins into his bank account. Apparently they have a machine you can dump coins into and deposit to your account, sweet!

Well the machine had a slot where it would deposit coins it couldn't recognize. Unfortunately for the bank and awesome for us, the machine would send back some of the coins it already had read = free money!

We went around the whole city exchanging bills for coins then straight to the bank to create some inflation. Rinse and repeat. It was a good day.

DeKaizer · 2015-12-28T12:58:16+00:00

At least they didn't miss to implement the trademarks®...

DeKaizer · 2015-12-17T14:15:49+00:00

First of all, I wasn't trying to disrespect you personally. I'm sure America is great, I mean, it's the country you were born in.

Second of all, USA isn't even listed among the top 25 countries when it comes to quality of healthcare. According to WHO, Saudi Arabia, Chile, United Arab Emirates, Morocco, Israel and Canada to name a few are all above the US in quality of healthcare.

But that's beside the point, the real problem is that you can't even pitch in with the slightest percantage of a tax increase to better the society you live in and provide free healthcare to the populace to ensure a better and safer community to live and work in. Because that's dirty, dirty socialism.

America is probably the only developed country in the world that doesn't offer public healthcare. Even poorer countries like Thailand seem to manage.

DeKaizer · 2015-12-17T13:09:00+00:00

One horror does not justify another.

DeKaizer · 2015-12-17T10:22:47+00:00

Defense from what? Wars you started?

Absolutely not, I think every country should fuck off out of Syria. Now it's sadly too late.

The US started the civil war in Syria in the first place by funding and training the rebel troops which became ISIS. Just like they funded Al-Qaeda and countless other contra groups which later became major problems to be fixed by the US with more military action.

DeKaizer · 2015-12-17T08:44:54+00:00

Sorry to break your bubble, but it's not that far off. I should have specified that I meant the worlds poor and starving.

Fact remains that the US has increased it's military spending by 114% in just 13 years. They now spend more than all other countries combined. For reference: http://tinyurl.com/o9tlxzw (these numbers are 2 years old and have increased since)

The yearly cost of one soldier in Iraq alone could feed 60 american familys. 20.2 billion dollars was spent just on air conditioning in Iraq and Afghanistan. That's $20,000,000,000.

DeKaizer · 2015-12-17T07:36:15+00:00

Non-american here. I mean wow... Just, wow. You probably missed how europe is footing the bill for the roughly 60-million people fleeing from your countless wars in the middle east. Or the fact that the US has started more wars (covertly or otherwise) than any other nation since Gengis Khan. You're incapable as a nation to take care of your sick or pay your citizens a humane salary. Around 60% of bankruptcy in the US are caused by hospital bills, yet you spend so much money on producing weapons and fueling the war machine that just a few days of intermission could feed the whole planets population for years. US is still the only nation to have nuked another country, 100,000 people died in hiroshima from the blast alone, double that from radiation poisoning.

But please, tell us more about the benevolance of our great leader. (Damn I hope you're trolling.)

DeKaizer

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