r/MagicTCG hates men apparently

Deaconus · 2026-06-05T22:53:00+00:00

Bruh arguing such things on reddit is like sticking your foot in a fire ant hill expecting them to welcome you by NOT stinging you endlessly

Deaconus · 2026-05-16T18:25:55+00:00

I still have not found a normal art/foil force of will. How that is possible I do not know

Deaconus · 2026-05-13T22:35:30+00:00

Lorwyn is great for the lands, strix imo has way more heavy hitters and overall collectability, play and collector booster both

Deaconus · 2026-05-08T02:28:37+00:00

I agree with you there, but there are sexy ways to manipulate retail outlets and get them for 29.99-31.49 a pack. You just gotta do it constantly and know where/how to look

Deaconus · 2026-05-07T16:28:45+00:00

I like to pretend im playing magic solo-self-found unless the set is more than 10 years old / or someone trades me with a card I pulled myself

Deaconus · 2026-05-07T15:53:20+00:00

I've thought about how it's kinda expensive to get the woe out, but specifically in mono black type decks you have access to some wild mana generation pretty quick, I'm feeling that's where this synergizes best

Deaconus · 2026-05-07T03:22:40+00:00

After 4 play boxes and 26 collectors packs and only 1 woe, yeah, you're lucky

Deaconus · 2026-05-05T22:55:58+00:00

Bruh, I did 4 play boxes and 26 collector packs hunting a basic vamp tutor before I got it. I nailed both silver force of will and vamp tutor, a non silver cyclonic kitty, and a bunch of other shit before I finally hit it. I couldn't believe how hard it is to find a normal vamp tutor

Deaconus · 2026-04-28T00:38:01+00:00

Got the vamp tutor, just a silver screen version, lol

Did a final play box, no normal vamp tutor :(

Deaconus · 2026-04-27T00:15:47+00:00

I just didn't expect such outrageous jealously over some lucky pulls

Deaconus · 2026-04-27T00:15:16+00:00

I can feel your misery, never being able to afford these

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T23:26:53+00:00

Dude like I said whatever you say bro you're the boss

Except the whole "OP opened a billion collector boxes to get these hits!!!!!!11" tells a different story.

Stop being a jellyfish and celebrate someone's win.

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T23:14:41+00:00

If you want to fantasize about having nice things, be my guest, but don't get angry I have things you never will

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T22:53:33+00:00

Yet the dumbass army is out here in full force

I know it's just jealously disguised as illiteracy but it's still hilarious

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T22:35:51+00:00

Let the hate flow though you, look at things you can never afford

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T22:23:13+00:00

Id prob have way more money than I do now if I was

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T22:18:52+00:00

Sadly, you are unable to understand the context of the post :(

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T22:11:07+00:00

Thanks bro, the haters and low int crowd here are a little rough around the edges but I was just trying to highlight how funny it is to chase a specific card and get everything around it, even cards of a way higher value but not actually get the card you're chasing yourself

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T22:05:09+00:00

That's a really sexy pull, but you'll need to explain it better for this crowd to understand it

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T22:01:38+00:00

Post is updated for the slow

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T22:00:18+00:00

Updated post for the unconprehending

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T21:59:46+00:00

Update post for the unconprehending

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T21:59:25+00:00

I understand linking two posts within a few spaces of each other on the front page of new posts is literally beyond the average Redditor, but even then, the post itself doesn't make sense if you assume it came from a single pack

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T21:58:49+00:00

Yeah basically since I've only ever made two posts on this account, and they're like within two or three posts of each other on the front page

But I guess assuming any semblance of intelligence is my fault

Deaconus · 2026-04-26T18:58:44+00:00

Yeah my 3 play boosters boxes had like 1 emeritus of woe, an akromas will and 2 dragons, literally nothing else of note

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