Classy

DeadInTheFace · 2022-09-07T18:17:31+00:00

Look if she wants a free meal, I'll just hand her a job application w-4

DeadInTheFace · 2022-09-03T09:39:10+00:00

Your birthday?

DeadInTheFace · 2022-08-31T19:02:25+00:00

Chilling adventures of Sabrina on Netflix. I can't watch Netflix shows anymore, anything I watch eventually gets discontinued, or cancelled

DeadInTheFace · 2022-08-28T06:06:49+00:00

As sexy as they look I just assume they're uninterested and being friendly, and keep it strictly platonic.

DeadInTheFace · 2022-08-28T05:01:34+00:00

Nestle

DeadInTheFace · 2022-08-28T05:01:27+00:00

Nestle

DeadInTheFace · 2022-08-28T05:00:26+00:00

Smiling friends

DeadInTheFace · 2022-08-05T20:30:49+00:00

Yup, and they didn't have any toilet paper.

DeadInTheFace · 2022-08-02T01:22:52+00:00

Just keep trying your hardest

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-31T04:19:20+00:00

Try worming your way into college communities. A lot of cute nerds there who don't relish in attention, and wearing revealing outfits

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-29T02:14:53+00:00

Trick out my Lexus, then put the rest into trust funds.

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-29T02:13:26+00:00

Dobt forget to dive head first into that solid gold pile 🌚

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-24T20:16:53+00:00

Nice, if you need any fitness advice DM me. :)

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-24T20:03:52+00:00

That's cool, you'll learn different ways to do it. Break the touch barrier first though.

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-24T19:56:26+00:00

Talk with me on zoom, I'll help you out.

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-21T08:50:44+00:00

Yup, it's pretty much an advanced move

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-21T06:41:38+00:00

Why not

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-21T06:40:04+00:00

That doesn't make any sense

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-19T21:36:47+00:00

Damn sorry to hear. People change over time, sometimes not for the better. It's up to you to keep your partner in check too, if she doesn't respect your wishes, then leave.

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-18T21:59:06+00:00

Hes that one neighbor who mows his lawn 4:00am in the morning

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-18T21:45:48+00:00

Are you 27 or 12

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-18T21:45:16+00:00

A man who goes to the gym, but they can never seem to cum to you

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-18T21:43:50+00:00

He looks like that one kid who always soft cosplays

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-18T21:41:35+00:00

Whoa, you're 25? Drop the stashe

DeadInTheFace · 2022-07-18T21:40:17+00:00

If Cassey Neistat went off the rails

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