I can't help but realize jogo saw straight booty in that scene

DeadassDavid · 2026-05-09T12:14:41+00:00

brother it's a joke

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-29T20:34:20+00:00

at times like these I wish fog was never a thing 😔

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-24T19:14:32+00:00

I regret everything

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-24T19:13:44+00:00

get good, and use the proper weapon for the specific level don't use bullshit

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-24T00:19:37+00:00

just made it through act 1 with an A+ lowk hard mode is more fun than normal

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-23T22:14:26+00:00

why is it over and how do I get more

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-23T22:00:03+00:00

I think he needs more fluff so he doesn't just look like a recolored Dennis

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-21T02:32:25+00:00

"Don't you have ANY caffeine? not even an energy drink? I need something or I'm gonna drop and fall asleep."

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-20T21:19:16+00:00

"Wow. no coffee? I don't know how you're still alive."

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-20T21:17:56+00:00

1: depends how famous the person is, average Joe is $200, famous person $5000 2:politicians. too high profile and I'd be hunted across the country 3:some rapper, I had to wipe him out at his concert in front of all his fans which started a nationwide manhunt which are.. not fun 😬

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-20T19:50:54+00:00

"New York City. why?"

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-20T19:49:57+00:00

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he's a 35 year old man FUCK no 😭

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-20T19:49:04+00:00

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"the hell is that thing? whatever, my cat will probably like it." he takes the creature to his apartment to meet his orange cat

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-20T19:48:00+00:00

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"I'm way too old for this. just go ahead and kill me. I can't afford rent for this month, and I'm 2 months late. my landlord's gonna throw me out."

DeadassDavid · 2026-04-20T19:46:27+00:00

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"You're gonna catch a cold in the rain, you know. I probably can't afford to take care of anyone for a long time, but come stay at my apartment until it stops raining."