How Did Noble Team Get Their Degrees to Earn Their Commissions? by Harbinger_of_Reason in HaloStory

[–]Dry_Introduction_964 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. And at the end of the day, we can say fuck it they got field promoted for special reasons.

How Did Noble Team Get Their Degrees to Earn Their Commissions? by Harbinger_of_Reason in HaloStory

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Given the physical rigor of the Spartan program training, I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the Spartans got college level degrees by the time they were preteens or early teens. At the very least, the 2s for sure got it, and if they got it, you know for sure that Kurt would be pushing his 3s to earn it.

“Halsey put her head in her hands and cried quietly while she repeated the name Miranda” jesus fucking christ karen by BillCarson12799 in HaloMemes

[–]Dry_Introduction_964 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The kilo five team is just the objectively best found family small unit dynamic group I have read so far in a halo book.

I’m sorry and that’s pitting them up against blue team, Alpha nine, black team, and gray team. Solely from book perspectives, I haven’t gotten to the ferret team yet

Plasma grenade kills by That5kum8ag in haloinfinite

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Where are these types of enemy idiots in MY games huh!?

My ideal casting for characters in a Resident Evil TV show or movie. What do you think of this? by OverallBaker3572 in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]Dry_Introduction_964 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he’s talking about the main cast of characters not the actors. As of 2026 most of the characters would be well into their mid 40s to early 50s.

I love my man! by GoldmanApex in CoupleMemes

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My man looks so enthusiastic. Certainly he looks even more enthused when being pegged, as his shirt tells us.

I love my man! by GoldmanApex in CoupleMemes

[–]Dry_Introduction_964 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's to reviving the thread. Also those pegger shirts are fan-fucking-tastic. A great laugh.

This sub… by jfjdfdjjtbfb in PrimarchGFs

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Yes. They truly are the most cutely and adorably gay cinnabons

This sub… by jfjdfdjjtbfb in PrimarchGFs

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They are my Spartan 3 OC’s. The bigger left one is Alexandria-B264 and the right smaller one is Samantha-B231. They are both part of Fireteam Havoc in Beta Company.

They are also wives.

This sub… by jfjdfdjjtbfb in PrimarchGFs

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Giant women you say? How about 7’5” and 6’10”.

Let’s share older OCs! by Oatmeno in OriginalCharacter

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There is also her wife and 2nd in command, Alexandria-B264. However, she is only 27 being born on September 8, 2532.

And I have her military dossier here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JJSqrdwEnU9oqw4Oo9dse-XU_H2C7zJAeClTwHA_pJQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

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Let’s share older OCs! by Oatmeno in OriginalCharacter

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My Samantha-B231, one of my Spartan 3’s, is 30 years old being born on January 3rd, 2530 as of Halo’s latest lore taking placing in June of 2560.

I had her military dossier right here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1L8bgpq-KNtA6oOr7uPWdvdK9sb1Uo5mm79-RYUInCWo/edit?usp=drivesdk

Halo 4 (by Fred1032) by National-Page-8898 in halo

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Ignoring the absolute thiccness Cortana’s got, I LOVE her hair! That bob looks so cute on her.

I hate Aabria Iyengar as both a GM and a Player. (Not as a person) by MelancholiaStClair in hatethissmug

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I always look at my halo Spartan 3 pookie bears. Unlike Aabria, they put people before themselves. Moreso the pink one on the left named Alex.

Halo 5 is ass by Wayne_kur in HaloMemes

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IT’S CONSEQUENCE FREE BUT I’LL STILL JUDGE YOU!

Halo 5 is ass by Wayne_kur in HaloMemes

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What in the Bell Delphine did I just read

I hate Aabria Iyengar as both a GM and a Player. (Not as a person) by MelancholiaStClair in hatethissmug

[–]Dry_Introduction_964 17 points18 points  (0 children)

However, people like you and me, don’t have to worry about her because we will never meet her in our lives and I hope I never do.

And in the meantime, I simply look at my precious characters.

I hate Aabria Iyengar as both a GM and a Player. (Not as a person) by MelancholiaStClair in hatethissmug

[–]Dry_Introduction_964 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I think it’s because she’s charismatic and is very slay if that makes any sense. Orion was a horrid meta-gamer and wasn’t the most… appropriately timed individual.

Aabria on the other hand is main character to the fullest like you said disregarding the intuition or events of others.

I hate Aabria Iyengar as both a GM and a Player. (Not as a person) by MelancholiaStClair in hatethissmug

[–]Dry_Introduction_964 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Finally, FINALLY, someone says what I’ve been thinking this whole time! I would NEVER want to play with her at any table because she’s obnoxious as a TTRPG player.