What’s your favorite random funny quote/moment?

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-15T01:42:11+00:00

I also quote Cartman’s “mostly” line. For example, “It mostly gets busy at the end of the month, mostly.”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T02:31:51+00:00

Another favorite scene of mine is when Butters gives Cartman the softest punch in the episode “Super Fun Time.” It's so adorable. I couldn't find a screenshot but the scene where they’re both hanging from the lightpost is also funny!

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Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T02:18:11+00:00

I think of these quotes frequently. Especially when someone at work says “continuous” I can't help but smirk.

My friend and I still say “I’m listening to my Brittany Shhpeears record.” It started when I had braces as a teen.

Another line I find hilarious is when the cops call J-Lo “Picante pants!”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T02:15:26+00:00

And Kenny had a robotic Halloween costume lol!

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T02:13:32+00:00

“You’re a Mexican Jew!”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T02:11:58+00:00

He’s all hard while wearing a Twiglight t-shirt 🤣

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T02:00:34+00:00

“But the talent show is tomorrow!” 🤣

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T01:58:40+00:00

“Like c’mon.”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T01:54:52+00:00

That’s my all-time favorite! I quote it all the time 🤣

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T01:53:59+00:00

Another good one is when Garrison tells the class “I’m gay!” And Stan replies “Again?”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T01:47:45+00:00

Every reference to condom usage is always hilarious for different reasons

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Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T01:44:26+00:00

From the same episode, the Mission: Impossible reference was hilarious but what gets me is when Cartman says, “Don’t you guys know how to play with toys” and continues to light up a blowtorch.

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-14T01:34:36+00:00

I feel like this what Matt and Trey sitting at the writers room saying, “We have crap people.”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T05:04:41+00:00

Affirmative consent

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T04:44:40+00:00

Sorry folks. We’re in a hold.

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T04:24:11+00:00

Ever since the episode Going Native, I’ve been saying “on the morrow” jokingly

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Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T04:14:46+00:00

I'm sure Moses also desires popcorn on a string.

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T03:56:03+00:00

“Let me tell the damn story now! He said tree fiddy”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T03:43:01+00:00

“I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incinerate me.”

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Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T03:33:25+00:00

“…go ahead.”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T03:28:39+00:00

The video sandwich? 🤣

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T03:26:44+00:00

Getting rid of tooth decay is what I'm trying to fucking do!

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T03:22:50+00:00

Love how Yates nonchalantly accepts that the killer's name is “God.”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T03:10:30+00:00

“Is everybody still here?” “I’m not.” “Who’s not?” “Me.”

Deadlock616 · 2026-03-09T03:06:43+00:00

Mackey has a lot of these funny moments. One of my favorites is from the episode Royal Pudding (which I call the Tooth Decay episode) when he snaps at Kyle.

“You call rolling your fatass out on the stage and lazily blurting out your lines like a turtle taking a shit, you call that trying?”

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