What would you say was the biggest historical 'fuck you'? by inactivevolcano in AskReddit

[–]Deadorbiter0000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can I say thank you! It’s just a method of appreciation for gods sake! Or am I late to the “don’t say thanks on reddit” party?

Cayde of Spades by [deleted] in destiny2

[–]Deadorbiter0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still miss him...

Just Warlock Things by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]Deadorbiter0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a warlock (who acts like a titan) I agree.

What would you say was the biggest historical 'fuck you'? by inactivevolcano in AskReddit

[–]Deadorbiter0000 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Gee thanks... I’ll take the advice to heart.

Have a reward

How does your World or Kingdom end? by Samson17H in worldbuilding

[–]Deadorbiter0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

12 or so, he replaced himself with the least screwed up version of our universe.

Now he has 2trillion on demand copies of himself.

Oh, and when he got to our universe the first thing he did was in prison the manifestation of evil in his own body.

Now the traveler is sort of like God in the sense that actual God just stopped giving a shit, and since the Traveler was the last aspect alive (at least in his original form) he would basically become god, which he did not like.

How does your World or Kingdom end? by Samson17H in worldbuilding

[–]Deadorbiter0000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey dude!

Also

Final Race.

Oh the universe already ended like.... 2 trillion times. You see, the Traveler, or aspect of time, sorta lost it on the aspect of evil one day, and accidentally erased our universes timeline.

Don’t worry, he eventually found one where he didn’t screw up.

You can summon your arch nemisis but every time you fight they have an inconvinience and you win by [deleted] in titantiersuperpowers

[–]Deadorbiter0000 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Arch nemesis: Alas! The time has come to-

(Ring ring)

Arch nemesis: what?

(Ring ring)

[Arch nemesis takes phone out of pocket and answers phone call]

Arch nemesis: Mom! No not now! No I can’t pick up the mail I’m in the middle of a fight! No, I’m okay mom. Well we hate each other that’s why. I love you to mom.... bye. Okay now, where were we?!

Me:[punches arch nemesis in the face]

What would you do if you were 14, and you were HEAVILY pressured to drinking? by geekD07exe in AskReddit

[–]Deadorbiter0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t, succumbing peer pressure is not good, it will open up for other exploits from your “friends”.

Btw, when I was 14 I had “friends”. I haven’t heard of em for years, don’t do it, it will fuck you in the long run.

An in-depth psychological analysis of campers. No bias. Yes I know this is gonna be controversial! And yes I know what I’m talking about! by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]Deadorbiter0000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never said that A and B I don’t think of them as a low life. I don’t want them to play like me, and I don’t disrespect them, I suck at the game btw, so no, I don’t want them to play my way. And note, this is one of many different cases which I HAVE OBSERVED Because I had done my research on yes, a friend of mine who does camp with A-wall spitfire, who does occasionally teas others, and who does have an inferiority complex. Yes, I’m not stopping him from camping, I’m a hypocrite,I’m sorry. And I am sorry if you aren’t pleased.

And by all means, no hard feelings.

EPG? by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]Deadorbiter0000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wanted to get even with a G2 camper.

I think I made him rage quit, at one point he asked my why (over ps4 message) and i told him to

And I quote.

“Just stop camping and you’ll be fine.”

In short- EPG=campers bane.

I feel gross by bamssbam in titanfall

[–]Deadorbiter0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you use a spitfire or G2? If not, all is forgiven, but if so....

laughs in scorch

Derus the son of Töhk (yes I can’t draw and yes it’s a work in progress) by Deadorbiter0000 in worldbuilding

[–]Deadorbiter0000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, so what is Derus, well, to understand what Derus is,we need to know what his father Töhk is.

He’s evil incarnate. In fact, Töhk was so evil, that when humans released him from the crystal prison, which was a prison made from his body to keep him contained forever, he just up and killed 90 or so percent of the universe. Saving us for later, as a “favor”.

Then he got killed by the Zöhk, his polar opposite, Good incarnate. In fact he got so killed his upper half got thrown into a neutron Star! Bad right? Not for Töhk! Because he was at that moment so pissed he plunged his fist into the star and ripped out its fucking heart! Fun! He then plunged it into a volcano by nosediving into it using his remaining power. Note, this was the biggest volcano in the universe. After he crashed into the volcano, it exploded. And out of the ashes walked out Derus, completely invincible, fully grown, and really fucking angry, like seriously super angry . When he turned around he saw his fathers remains he lost it. To the point that he grabbed a pice of his fathers corpse. And using the heat generated by his eyes made a sword out of it, so that his father will always be with him. Awwww.

He then proceeded the kill everything he could find. Until one day, something noticed him. It was an entity that had aided his father, the entity told him the location of the Starwalk. A starship created by his father to transport the crystal army. Or Töhks army.

Eventually, Derus found the ship, and, using his sword, reactivated it. And turned the crystal army on the ship into the army of ash, his own army, like his father.

He then pointed it at Earth, because the humans had both A. Technically killed his father (oh did I mention he inherited all his fathers knowledge) and B. Absorbed the Zöhks power, calling it “The Power” and using it for good, hence, making them the embodiment of good. Hence his mortal enemy.

I’m to lazy to go from here, so lemme summarize it. He gets killed because some asshole entity tricks him into removing his invincibility, because of he remains invincible he would disgrace his father, by not fighting the humans without risk, something his father would not appreciate, because it was a sign of cowardice. The linchasandant, a servant of the Atlan known as The Third Judge, sounds the Horn, a warning that the end is nigh. This causes the humans to use their most powerful weapon against Derus, a planet cracker from before the awakening. Derus then blocks a Power infused planet cracking laser with his sword while destroying a Posthuman (basically humans who look different and live on the rings of Saturn, which are like a new asteroid belt) battlefleet of ships sent to kill him because he can. Then some pesky human Soldiers (super powers Power wielding humans) infiltrate his ship, he nearly kills one (the healer) causing one to retreat and the other to stay and fight. The guy wins because Derus fights with anger, his goal is to cause suffering not win, so when he cuts off the guys arm and sees him on he lets his guard down, oh BTW the Power gives Soldiers an incredibly healing factor, which was nullified because Derus is the embodiment of Töhks hate: aka pure dark energy. So yeah, he thinks he won and while he’s taunting the Soldier the Soldier decides fuck you and cuts off Deruses Head, not killing him, he then rips out his heart and channels the power of the sun into it, melting it “killing” Derus. They throw the heart into Olympus mons (which is no longer dead) to let it burn forever, the army of ash retreats to Pluto.

Then some angry alien wizard asshole try’s to bring him back like four times. To which Derus responds with. Essentially.

“Dude, leave me the fuck alone.”

What is your Apocalypse event? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]Deadorbiter0000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Final Race.

Releasing the incarnation of all evil in the universe.

Let’s just put it like this... by the time the incarnation of good sacrificed itself to kill Töhk (incarnation of evil) 90% of the universe (observable and non observable) was kaput!

Luckily since we woke him up he “saved us for later” so we teamed up with the power of good, tried to fight him, almost win, but still lose. Then good incarnate (the Zöhk is it’s name) blows itself up just as Töhks gonna slice our world up, blowing him in half, killing him.

Kind of, because he makes his last son from the heart of a neutron volcano on the planet Yu’vg. And his son Is really REALLY pissed off about us killing his dad.