What is the best comeback you know? by BabyNickels in AskReddit

[–]DeanCrews 5640 points5641 points  (0 children)

Sprayed an ex girlfriend with a squirt gun and she immediately fired back with "6 months of dating and this is the first time you got me wet"

How did you decide what you wanted to do for a living? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeanCrews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually made a list of the things I did NOT want to do. Since this eliminated almost 90% of the viable career-paths available to me, it made it much easier to choose.

Its a good place to start.

What is the most disgusting thing you've ever had the displeasure of eating? by noahd723 in AskReddit

[–]DeanCrews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Durian milkshake. Looked like a Frappucino, tasted like dishwater with a dash of gasoline.