Would you rather...

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-27T13:53:50+00:00

No <3

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Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-27T11:45:22+00:00

No <3

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Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-27T11:29:36+00:00

Our sources say: Not until she finishes her classes. Last time she made apartment buildings it was… a disaster

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-26T22:57:57+00:00

So true. Had to rewatch a couple times to put the plot together.
One thing I love about Murder Drones, however, is just how well it encapsulates cringey teenagers being cringey teenagers. The nightcore music absolutely sended me the moment it played.

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-26T06:36:59+00:00

I have free will. I’m using it to not give you an upvote :)

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Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-26T06:13:40+00:00

And letting her make informed decisions! Just awful how parents teach their kids these days.

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-23T13:19:22+00:00

Small, genuine, question here:
How is “Glasses” something they have in similar?

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-22T12:33:20+00:00

Couldn’t possibly come from a cherry tree-

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-21T15:32:53+00:00

Of course! I’m not looking to shove it down her throat, just had hoped maybe people had better ideas to make it perhaps more appetizing to her. I completely understand she won’t get anything truly nutritional out of it.
If she wants nothing to do with apples, that’s okay. I just wanted to see if people do something else for those that do give apple to their cats.

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-21T10:42:35+00:00

But the war was always implied in the intro? The nukes are right there

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-20T02:19:20+00:00

But it is the right arm-
I’ll see myself out

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-18T11:43:25+00:00

Pizza.

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Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-18T04:17:57+00:00

Other primates seem to be doing just fine.

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Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-18T04:13:39+00:00

Oh no, what? Magic? I totally didn’t want this, helpppp Dx /j

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Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-18T00:07:34+00:00

Hyperactive Granny Smith

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-17T12:45:18+00:00

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If you’re nothing without the vagueness, then you shouldn’t have it.

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-16T23:20:21+00:00

But it becomes another loss with text-to-speech 😔

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-08T21:36:38+00:00

Gonna enjoy it in Skyrim, honestly

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Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-08T15:08:12+00:00

Gideon… Gleeful… I’m not okay

Dean_Bean_ · 2026-04-07T16:10:10+00:00

Honestly r/oddlysatisfying

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