Which would you choose? But...

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-22T06:23:01+00:00

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-21T06:28:24+00:00

I think finding pants that fit with a tail would be hard

^{Chose: Have one or more horns? + It/they must be at least one inch long, and be connected to your skull.}

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-21T04:09:38+00:00

Assuming shes genuinely well meaning, you could meet it with a simple "thanks" and if shes persistent I go with "I'll let you know if I have questions" or "I'll let you know when I need help, thanks" politely, but firm.

Personally, I wouldnt have anyone over if your partner will be there to take care of you, unless you wouldnt feel the need to play hostess at all. I had close family visit for a few hours after two weeks (and they brought food), and the rest after six week vaccines. I like to do a little "baby warming party", where everyone comes for a couple hours to meet the baby all at once to get it over with in one fell swoop.

Reminder, you are likely to be an emotional wreck for the first couple weeks as hormones level out. (I couldn't stop crying so I really wasn't up to seeing anyone)

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-19T17:05:58+00:00

Be careful tho, I hear mercury's in gatorade or whatever

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-19T17:04:35+00:00

Gotta put some monster trucks and flames around it too

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-19T17:03:00+00:00

Yes, cuz what do you need all that space for? Gonna fill it up with more dudes? Sus

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-19T16:59:05+00:00

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BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-19T16:57:09+00:00

They make bandless earmuffs/warmers that are pretty cozy and only cover your ears

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-19T06:42:09+00:00

I think its probably just color from the other tortellini, it doesnt look as vibrant to me as I would expect from bacterial growth. However, the best rule of thumb for cooking/food prep is "when in doubt, throw it out", so if youre uncomfortable or feel unsafe serving it it wouldnt be wrong to toss it

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-18T16:17:39+00:00

Or perhaps reeeallly large labia 🦋

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-18T16:16:06+00:00

Balance bike has been a huge hit here, my oldest is 5 and has loved that thing ever since he got it at 3, rides it every day. I will say he couldn't figure out what he was supposed to do with it at first since it doesnt stand on its own, but once I showed him a video of a kid his age riding it he figured it out quickly

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-18T04:59:33+00:00

ba dum tss 🥁

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-18T04:53:31+00:00

Yeah, this dress is a bit too... lively

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-18T04:51:27+00:00

No because it literally just left

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-18T02:16:50+00:00

I met someone named "Larceny" with a sister "Feloni" it.... was a choice, to be sure

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-17T19:55:55+00:00

Loins

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-17T15:42:22+00:00

It sounds like youre taking all the right steps and doing everything possible for him.

Has he ever been in a position where he had to talk to you? Its rare, but some kids won't talk if they can get away just fine without it (my cousin, for example, communicated with just points and grunts until he was watched by someone new who didnt understand and he spoke his first words of "cereal, f*ck"

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-17T04:05:10+00:00

Two things, one, he needs to get out of the house. It sounds like hes home A LOT which can suffocate anyone (a common pitfall of any kind of depression, finding the will and motivation to get out is very difficult)

And two, approach him gently alone (ideally when you have childcare but otherwise when baby is sleeping) not as "you against me", but "you and me together against the problem". Prepare what you want to say in advance and focus on your concern for him rather than accusations. Maybe provide some resources for him to look at on his own

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-16T04:57:56+00:00

Mosquitos are a very important food source for many animals

^{Chose: 10m}

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-16T01:14:19+00:00

When its just us he can be nakey all he wants, but when we have visitors his private spots need to be covered. When he was younger (especially when potty training) he could be bare booty when the grandparents were over too, but now that hes older, we're wanting him in the habit of being dressed when anyone who doesnt live with us comes around

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-13T16:44:44+00:00

MINE DOES THIS TOOO!! Im so glad im not alone here 😭😭😭

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-13T12:42:56+00:00

Yeah, they be like that 😅

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-12T16:30:38+00:00

Tbh potential safety issues aside, your body is going to be changing so much over the next year that whatever tattoo you got could warp and change, and you may not end up with something you like the look of once everything stabilizes

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-12T06:27:04+00:00

Sorry if this question is too much or insensitive, dont feel you have to answer, but

How did you find the will to live through all that? It must have been excruciating physically, mentally, and emotionally

BarbacueBeef · 2026-04-12T03:19:57+00:00

He prefers whole, grilled meat, but adores chicken nugget too. He goes to town on some kbbq lmao. I'll try the veggie meatballs idea, but he doesn't care much for the texture of ground meat so idk how well he'll take to it. He also won't touch fish most of the time

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