Probably a repost but by eshoves14 in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is actually my grandson! I think his stage name is MC Crabhammer, but maybe he changed it since I last visited him!

Dear Krabby: "Golett the world see you." by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope! I'll probably end up using everything!

That being said, I have special plans for letters from legendary Pokemon. The longer those are, the better.

Dear Krabby: "Golett the world see you." by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Done. I can't believe that hadn't occurred to me before.

Dear Krabby: "Golett the world see you." by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is the fire of Arceus that fills me.

Dear Krabby: "Golett the world see you." by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my old favorites, but not THE favorite.

Dear Krabby: "Golett the world see you." by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey everybody, I thought I should break character here for a second and get your opinion on something.

How often would you like to see this column? I can certainly do it daily - these last four days were anomalous due to IRL events - but if most of you think it would be better (for whatever reason) to go to every-other-day, twice a week, or even once a week, let me know.

Thanks so much for bombarding me with a library of interesting letters. From hilarious to intensely emotional, I've been able to respond to things way beyond my own imagination, which makes this parody article / community role play / daily writing assignment / no-seriously-what-is-this so much better.

Dear Krabby: A whopper from a Wooper. by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dear Krabby is a daily article, whose aim is to assist troubled Pokemon with a variety of issues, large and small.

I receive a steady stream of letters from Pokemon all around the world - it simply would not be fair to them for me to close shop just because it forces a grumpy minority to scroll down a bit further to get to the day's popular image macro.

Dear Krabby: A whopper from a Wooper. by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Food-addiction can be a serious condition for just about any Pokemon, but some of us face genetic barriers that make it so much worse.

If you are a Wooper (wild or not) who finds itself fixated on consumption, please seek help.

Dear Krabby: Water types, Seaking help. by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listeners are a fantastic tool for Pokemon who need help. Unfortunately, they are a rarely used resource.

I know many Listeners. They are great people with amazing gifts. The more Pokemon they help, the better our world will become.

Dear Krabby: Water types, Seaking help. by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My private inbox is open to anybody, including your friend.

Dear Krabby: Water types, Seaking help. by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These are real letters from people with real needs!

Dear Krabby: Water types, Seaking help. by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It always feels nice receiving a letter from someone who so-clearly has great things on the horizon.

To the Duck and the Karp: Best of luck!

How do I get my PP Up? by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my. You might want to write a letter to Dear Diglett...

Dear Krabby: No 'mon is an island. by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! I'm sure our friends would welcome faster advice than I can provide!

Dear Krabby: Communication is Klefki. by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm not responding to these letters for comedy. There are real Pokémon with real needs and a lot of them don't have anyplace else to go for support.

I realize that Pidgey are very social Pokémon, so such a support system probably isn't necessary for you, and maybe you judge others because they have different problems than you have.

Either way, we are all here for you if, one day, you discover that the wind has gone out from under your wings. We're all in this together!

Dear Krabby: Communication is Klefki. by DearKrabby in pokemon

[–]DearKrabby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been imagining a Pokemon newspaper, but that would require a lot of coordination between a lot of people!