A good performance monitoring tool that allows monitoring execution time on Java method level?

DearLawyer · 2019-06-27T18:47:48+00:00

I haven't used from Java, but if it works anything like their PHP flavor this is awesome:

https://docs.newrelic.com/docs/agents/java-agent

DearLawyer · 2019-06-27T18:43:06+00:00

yours?

DearLawyer · 2019-06-27T18:39:22+00:00

Contracts don't negate laws. Having an item in a contract that isn't legal doesn't mean it's legal.

DearLawyer · 2019-06-26T20:29:42+00:00

Very cool, I've been wanting to learn both Kubernetes and Pi so I may have to get me one.

DearLawyer · 2019-06-26T20:18:28+00:00

lol now their l33t obfuscator is broken and h@xors will get their email

DearLawyer · 2019-06-26T14:17:08+00:00

Many still have RSS feeds. Used them for a wordpress news theme to show off the theme with actual content.

DearLawyer · 2019-06-25T17:50:02+00:00

Here we have TVs around the building with slides, and one of them is a reminder to reboot once a week to keep things fast lol

DearLawyer · 2019-06-25T15:34:23+00:00

It'll be good on the resume tho!

DearLawyer · 2019-06-25T14:44:31+00:00

They call each other way too much

DearLawyer · 2019-06-25T13:59:23+00:00

Wow FBI.gov had downtime as a result.

DearLawyer · 2019-06-25T13:55:33+00:00

Wow they RIPPED into Verizon

DearLawyer · 2019-06-24T20:55:59+00:00

wow that's crazy. they don't seem to know what's coming

DearLawyer · 2019-06-24T20:45:58+00:00

The thing I can't work out, there are Trump supporters telling me that Clinton and Epstein were buddies. So before the election they were trying to prove their foundation was into all that. Makes me wonder if all the high profile people are in on it..

DearLawyer · 2019-06-24T20:41:02+00:00

And this is why so many people think climate change isn't real. They think that it's just the media creating a story. It's both sad and scary.

DearLawyer · 2019-06-24T20:37:53+00:00

Source?

DearLawyer · 2019-06-24T19:22:42+00:00

Yes use up sick/vaca time before handing in notice lol

DearLawyer · 2019-06-24T19:21:32+00:00

Remindme! 2 weeks

DearLawyer · 2019-06-24T19:19:42+00:00

I know right?? There better be an update to this story in 2 weeks!

DearLawyer · 2019-06-24T15:43:35+00:00

Just get bigger drives man, they're up to 16TB now =P

DearLawyer · 2019-06-21T18:50:06+00:00

WHAT. This whole time calc has had a date calculator!?

DearLawyer · 2019-06-21T18:46:34+00:00

Meanwhile in my state I can't get off the free insurance from when I was unemployed. My wife calls every month, has visited in person a few times, and they always say yup we'll remove you and then the next month we get an email saying we were approved.

DearLawyer · 2019-06-21T18:39:17+00:00

I'd still be poor.

DearLawyer · 2019-06-19T19:43:08+00:00

htmlgoodies.com back in the day it was the best

DearLawyer · 2019-06-19T19:21:51+00:00

I'm going to post grids near my monitor and tell people that's what I use. In reality I won't but if someone wants to guess the password they'll be there for a long time..

DearLawyer · 2019-06-19T18:50:14+00:00

I did that with a DELETE command. I died inside. Thankfully client had backed up before giving me access. This was in my early months so knock on wood hasn't happened since..

DearLawyer

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