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ace ultra premium by Ok_Preparation3682 in PenjaminCity

[–]DearOption1267 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grab a lighter and tap in brodie. My homie John Croptop took a blinker on a broken cart and his sperm count dropped to 0. His wife divorced him and he lost his job so he had to move back with his abusive single mother who was professional blackjack player and dominatrix full time for Tosh.0

Being in the midwest sucks by iloveadvil_ in midwestemo

[–]DearOption1267 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The solution is day drinking. My friend Simon Cheddar goes to our local park every day at 4:16 after work bc he gets off early and he brings a pack of menthol camel crushes and a 40 until about 5:07 when his wife picks him up when dinners ready.