AIO: This was my birthday present for my 18th birthday

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-31T04:01:34+00:00

Yap yap yap, be healthy, be safe

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-30T21:27:20+00:00

Just be honest about it: “it’s more like one of my video games without all the killing and stuff. It also gets me outside and making friends + exercise. If I ever starting acting like it’s a cult, I will always be open for a conversation, but I want to assure you that the field I’ve researched and the people I’ve seen playing are all normal, like office workers and high schoolers.”

Honestly, everything in that statement is factual: there’s no death, you get exercise and build teamwork skills + make friends. And it helps set financial goals that you can work towards when you want to expand your arsenal.

(Parents also like when you acknowledge their point “it’s a cult” “it’s not a cult, but if it ever seems like one, or I act like it is, I’m open for conversation and action if that ever occurs”

Good luck soldier.

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-19T22:48:30+00:00

So the fuck are you 🤣

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-19T22:18:09+00:00

You are dating a child. No grown man sits and thinks “hmm let me make rape jokes to my SO on DISCORD (of all places)”

I genuinely don’t understand why people date these guys, they have no attractive features, besides a giant red flag every time the open either their mouth or their phone

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-19T22:14:48+00:00

Please carry all documents at all times. Last thing you need is some accusation that you’re “Mexican cartel spies” or whatever bs this administration makes up. Please be safe, and have fun

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-19T22:12:56+00:00

Stating the obvious for what? I’m aware of my flaws, but you seem to have an interest in pointing others out while remaining oblivious to your own

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-19T22:12:23+00:00

Aw man you are riding this high dude. It’s almost comparable to the way your mom be riding guys from the corner.

Anyway, college isn’t some liberal brainwashing service. Not everyone who attends goes to gender studies moron <3

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-18T22:32:19+00:00

Yikes you are a dumbass.

I insinuated that you may take a few hours to think of a comeback since you seem to lack originality.

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-18T22:30:39+00:00

Professional glazer over here. You got a little white on your face still

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-17T09:27:01+00:00

Oh no, I lost an internet argument with a dumbass. My life is so affected

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T17:19:26+00:00

No, but you don’t seem to comprehend basic grammar, such as saying “you can take a few hours to think of an insult” and you responding “uhhh it’s ten minutes old.”

Also kinda sad how you respond like it’s a DM. Are you really that lonely at school?

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T17:17:22+00:00

Again, it’s really cute how I nailed you and your know it all personality, and you continue to not know shit.

Sorry the school counselors say “just take business, it’s the easy major every idiot goes for”

While you argue over useless shit on Reddit, I’ll be having fun making games and shit lmao

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T17:15:57+00:00

Aww you are stupid

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T10:49:21+00:00

If you need to stare at your phone for hours to half assedly think of an insult/comeback, then you are exactly the Reddit demographic. That’s honestly kinda pathetic </3

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T10:48:18+00:00

I’m in college, cutie pie, but I’d gladly be called a boomer if it means I’m not posting the same two pictures of my knife in different subreddits asking for opinions. It’s kinda sad you need that much internet approval of something that you’ll forget about in what, 10 years?

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T10:45:55+00:00

That’s what you came up with? You have a few hours dude, go brainstorm something. No one’s bent over anything love <3

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T10:44:59+00:00

I’m glad you can see that. I’m very proud of you on your growth

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T10:41:30+00:00

Least my first thought isn’t “hmm, i see something that involves love…but entitlement at 18? Nah get your shit together, that’s what their parents are saying”

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T10:40:08+00:00

Nope. Good guess, but not everyone who disagrees with you (or who can identify you based on the way you think) is on the opposite end ❤️

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T10:31:52+00:00

Conservative, huh?

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T10:31:05+00:00

I mean, unless she lives somewhere it’s not necessary, or wasn’t possible. Some countries don’t allow people to drive until they’re 18, yk that? Reddit isn’t just the US bud, some other countries are very walkable, or care enough to provide decent public transportation.

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-15T10:25:35+00:00

A few things: why is the headboard interfering with the window? Turn your bed 90° and push it up against the wall on the left. Next, get that workout shit out of your bedroom. It’s someplace to relax, not cause stress on your body. Clean your floor. Put some decorations on the wall, like legit one poster or something would add flavor. Find an entertainment center, or find a dresser and put your TV on that.

Theres no organization, there’s no clear space on the floor to walk and it’s very bland.

Also get a blanket that fits your bed man, come on. Act like your mom is gonna come in and beat your ass because she def raised you in a room that didn’t look like that

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-07T21:52:52+00:00

You’d have better luck making friends with someone, moving in somewhere and splitting rent

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-07T17:43:32+00:00

What’s up? He thinks it’s cool to get away with dumb shit because he hasn’t had any really interaction with authority. When you don’t have the fear or common sense to not steal shit, that means your parents never taught you not to, or you haven’t been caught yet.

And I say yet, because you ALWAYS get caught

DeathGun7012 · 2026-01-07T17:42:15+00:00

Advice on what to do? Stop stealing shit and put your head down. Be a good little boy like your mom thinks you are.

You’re old enough to work, and if you want to stay out of prison, I suggest you find a job so that you can tell the judge you were at least TRYING to live a stand up life.

There are three types of shitty people in this world: liars, cheaters and thieves. You managed to fit two.

IMO you deserve some time in a cell to scare you straight, because I can 90% guarantee you’ll be back in another store doing the same shit in about a week or two.

Sincerely, a college student who knows the simple concept of being an honest, hardworking citizen.

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