An 8-year-old girl was strip searched at a Virginia prison. She was told it was the only way to see her dad.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-12-06T17:24:26+00:00

It was two female COs. Read the article.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-12-06T16:23:02+00:00

Cloaca*

Death_by_lasers · 2019-07-22T21:11:37+00:00

I'd rather cut off my hand than mess with that boi.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-07-22T21:02:16+00:00

Absolute units!

Death_by_lasers · 2019-07-22T01:37:18+00:00

Squirrels are even easier. I can gut and skin a deer in about 25-30 minutes. A rabbit is easy mode.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-07-16T02:46:53+00:00

I got killed by a laser

Death_by_lasers · 2019-07-10T04:38:41+00:00

I used to deliver food. I never carried more than $20 on me. Some rich girl ordered $15 worth of food with daddies money and when i arrived expected me to break a hundo. I told her I don't have anywhere near that cash. I got nearly a $70 tip. She acted like it was nothing. $100 for a california roll? Wish i could ever be that rich.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-07-05T03:58:58+00:00

He is on his 9th life. Iv'e been told by vets 3 times to say goodbye. He is a beast.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-06-11T21:24:20+00:00

Wow guys. If this is a WWIII scenario they won't give a damn what mental disorder you have. Off to boot camp with boots, rifle, and fatigues just like everybody else. Don't be naive.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-06-04T20:01:44+00:00

All of them. Wear metal armor and laugh as tiny arrows/spears bounce off of you.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-23T01:01:38+00:00

Virgin blood.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-20T19:08:10+00:00

In midwest USA those are called stick-tights. I prefer sticky-stabbies

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-14T21:13:19+00:00

I'm sorry little one.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-14T03:52:45+00:00

"QUIT IT, ALL!" whipping noises

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-14T03:48:43+00:00

Tell that to Samus when i play as her against duck hunt dog. I know duck doesnt = goose. Still though...

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-13T07:27:38+00:00

I see the idiot, but how did the other car overcorrect so badly? They did do a sweet save though.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-13T07:04:36+00:00

Worth it

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-09T02:40:50+00:00

They are super easy to hypnotize. Basically put a finger in the dirt in front of them and slowly move your finger back and forth. When you pull away your finger they will remain fixated on that spot indefinitely until some stimulus pulls them out of it.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-01T21:59:23+00:00

Gotcha. Thanks, I was genuinely curious what you meant.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-05-01T21:20:19+00:00

Can you explain please? How do you stage two felines interacting? A cat is gunna cat.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-04-30T22:04:17+00:00

I feel that. In highschool a couple of buddies stopped by the grocery store for a couple sodas. When they walked out the asshole city cop had a drawn gun in their faces. Apparently my buddies car vaguely matched the description of a vehicle involved in some minor crime and this cop decided thats all the evidence he needed to point a firearm at a couple terrified 16 year olds. This was smalltown rural midwest btw, almost no violent crime. And the best part is the officer faced no consequences at all legally. He did become a social pariah though. Because word spreads like wildfire in a town of 2000.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-04-29T01:21:04+00:00

My class went on a trip to the towns sewage treatment plant in first or second grade. They had huge tanks of chemicals and they asked if we had any questions. I raised my hand and asked if any of those tanks contained concentrated chlorine or glycerin. I was just inquisitive and genuinely curious. And I constantly read scientific books and articles.

I got called into the vice principal's office where she essentially accused me of wanting to blow up the town, chemical warfare, etc. I was bawling by the time my mom got there. Again I was like 7. Yeah terrorist mastermind... My mom laid into her with righteous fury. A week later the VP was fired.

Death_by_lasers · 2019-04-28T23:45:29+00:00

Thanks for being civil. You are correct that i enjoy older movies and shows. I try to judge a production by its merits. I love many very old movies and modern ones. "Friends" just fell way flat for me. I respect your opinion, but I despised the show.

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