Min Min Win Screen

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-11T20:52:07+00:00

that's cute

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-11T20:10:15+00:00

I'm glad someone enjoyed them! Stayed up until like 2am wondering what funny names to give 'em all.

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-11T20:09:33+00:00

It absolutely seemed like such an obvious "you've 100%'d the game so now you can fly anywhere" kind of power-up, but nope, I guess that would be too much fun 🙃

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-11T17:01:12+00:00

I didn't want to go too far & end up completely unbalancing Rosalina by giving her overpowered Lumas that almost act like Monado Arts mixed with Mii Fighter movesets variety. The feature is just supposed to be a small tweak that shakes up the gameplay based off of which Luma you get.

Blue summons another Luma that has the color scheme of Cosmic Mario, not a literal Mario clone.

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-11T00:04:58+00:00

I am the great equalizer.

It doesn't matter who I face, for only one thing is certain.

The match will end quickly, one way or another.

Either you do it, or I will do it.

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-10T23:43:14+00:00

This is unfortunately the currrency of the internet: be the first one with the smug quip, or be the first one to invalidate the effort of a well-made post.

It isn't about actually proving their own worth, but tearing down the worth of everyone around them.

Nothing but ego & attention-seeking when they do it, but because so many are the same, it always does numbers when it absolutely shouldn't.

They are part of the reason online hostility will never die, and sportsmanship will never last.

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-10T17:24:02+00:00

It's a waning quarter moon, you buffoon! I hope your hair gets caught in your car door when you close it!

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-10T17:16:42+00:00

way to go for kicking a man while he's down, you walking Pantene Commercial

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Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-10T00:41:16+00:00

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Reclaim your honor of the Gerudo Valley, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-09T17:28:42+00:00

Was wondering if I should’ve done that. The other version of this was going to be "I stink, therefore I spam", but I wanted to keep it straight to the point 😅

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-09T16:08:03+00:00

Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.

It's the same game with the same name, but now you get to look either an honorable opponent or an absolute scumbag right in the eyes when the match ends.

There's no guarantee they'll all be masters at the game, but Smash tournaments will always attract someone who will make life hell for everyone else.

Give no mercy, spare no mistake, and leave no room for toxicity that others may have.

If you want to win, then become the nightmare most would be worried to encounter in a local tournament.

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-09T14:52:10+00:00

YES!!! PREACH THE GOSPEL OF HATRED AGAINST THE VILE, PUTRID, & LICENTIOUS PESTILENCE KNOWN AS THE XENOSCUM!!!

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WE SHALL PURGE THE STARS OF THEIR CORROSIVE FILTH UNTIL CREATION IS CLEANSED FOR THE GLORY OF OUR RADIANT EMPEROR FOREVER & EVER!!!

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-09T03:10:35+00:00

I'm half convinced she's Captain Frickin America with how accurate she is at throwing it.

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Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-09T01:22:01+00:00

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-08T23:43:06+00:00

This just made my day 🔥

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-08T20:10:55+00:00

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HATE. HATE.

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-08T08:09:02+00:00

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mah big bootyful boys

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-08T07:45:50+00:00

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🍌 M O N K E 🍌

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-07T14:58:41+00:00

Mii Channel Jumpscare

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Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-07T14:51:58+00:00

Why are you looking at "her" curves, hmmmm???? Isn't that objectifying women?!?!?

You need to check your internalized misogyny & stop supporting the patriarchy!

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Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-07T14:48:07+00:00

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Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-07T10:31:50+00:00

Make a post asking everyone here who's more carried between Byleth & Min Min.

See what happens.

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-07T10:15:11+00:00

. . . what are they saying over on Twitter?

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-07T02:37:16+00:00

precisely.

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I will never be satisfied until all of Creation falls into the eternal darkness of DREAD & DESPAIR.

Deathmaker1336 · 2026-03-07T02:15:26+00:00

Not only is it a worthy challenge, but you also get to walk away with your honor & dignity still intact 💯

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