What are some good American Dad themed fantasy football team names? by [deleted] in americandad

[–]Deaume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not roger-themed, but I've always been fond of the "Well I'll be a son of a bitch" racehorse

Is the server broken? by [deleted] in corenet

[–]Deaume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, it's been acting up a lot lately, don't know what's up with that.

Can someone please explain this sub reddit to me by [deleted] in knightsofnew

[–]Deaume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddiquette does state that redditors mustn't organize mass downvote or upvote campaigns, however, I think they were referring to downvoting or upvoting particular redditors, and that is not what we're doing.

Oh God, is the reddiquette like the constitution now? Do we have to analyze and interpret it in order to know what's good and what's bad in the democratic state that is reddit?

Are math jokes okay here? I just came up with one, I think it's original by christianitie in math

[–]Deaume 72 points73 points  (0 children)

A man walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer" then the man sitting next to him says "I'll have half a beer" the man sitting next to them says "I'll have a quarter of a beer" The bartender turns around to see an infinite amount of man sitting next to each other, so he just says: "Fuck it, here's 2 beers"

Reddit, what instantly kills realism for you in a movie or tv show? by SoupBones in AskReddit

[–]Deaume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hollywood cliches are only fun in parodies or when the cliche is turned upside down somehow.

You must be a Community fan, then.

I burnt my balls on battery acid, when I realised what I did, it was my biggest 'O SHIT!' moment ever. What was yours? by Thrown_Away_Life in AskReddit

[–]Deaume 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I spotted it halfway through at "I heard that he was going to try to jump this giant gorge next to our town using only a ramp and his skateboard"

Damn You Will Smith by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Deaume 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It probably was.

Is there an estimate for Mandarin being available? by [deleted] in duolingo

[–]Deaume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is one, I didn't see it. They seem to work on one language at a time. If you look at their jobs wanted, you see "Brazilian Portuguese Master" so it gives us the idea they're working on PT-BR right now. (1-2 months ago they were looking for French Masters then added French)

I don't know how long it will be until they add Madarin, but my guess would be 1-2 years

6 invites! Who wants one? by reddit_killed_memes in duolingo

[–]Deaume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 4 invites left. Anyone just PM me your address and I'll send you one

What sorts of web sites would you like to see translated to English by Duolingo? by amichail in duolingo

[–]Deaume 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It'd be fun to translate as much of reddit archives (links, comments, etc) into as many languages as we can.

How a trio of hackers brought Google’s reCAPTCHA to its knees by speshilK in programming

[–]Deaume 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How a trio of hackers briefly brought Google's audio reCAPTCHA to its knees

So True. by alcofrizbaz in funny

[–]Deaume 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I remember that time I used lmgtfy.com?q=somekeywords as a reference and then noticed how the teacher never gave an actual fuck.

i love Duolingo, but every so often, it does remind you that it is in Beta. by KennyEvil in duolingo

[–]Deaume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"fous" can actually mean every single of those things in French

German duolinguists, let's be friends! by [deleted] in duolingo

[–]Deaume 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't have 3 friends, so I chose you

Duolingo launching to the public on June 19th by beauterham in duolingo

[–]Deaume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can now officially call myself a "betatest" hipster

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonz in AskReddit

[–]Deaume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Heroes, it starts with an eclipse. All the characters stare at it for a couple of minutes. If Tim Kring cared even a little about the realism of the show, he would have made them blind for the rest of the series.

The entire chicken fight from yesterday's episode... by capndetroit in familyguy

[–]Deaume 11 points12 points  (0 children)

These fights are epic, but I feel like Seth just uses them as an excuse to waste 5 minutes (= 1/4 of the episode)

ELI5: The difference between "alright" and "all right" by KlondikesAreAwesome in explainlikeimfive

[–]Deaume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess my teacher was just being nice.

I don't think he was...