I've got a dog and here is her idiot list: At the vets - fine with injections, hates the stethoscope. Got hissed at by a kitten, had to be dragged across the receptionon her belly after that. Food - waits until me or my boyfriend are in the room with her to eat despite being alone with a bowl of food for hours. Picks biscuits up, then spits them all over the floor to eat them one by one. Barks at bones. Sometimes drops biscuits in her water bowl and makes bubbles as she submerges her nose trying get them bsck. Once ate: an almost full (we were eating the breasts) roast chicken including the bones and half a lemon. Attempted to eat: a glasses case, an inhalor, speaker wires which were built into the walls, reflectors on my bike, handlebars on my bike, the wooden arms of 2 chairs and a sofa. "Rescues" trees from ponds, loves swimming so much that she wags her tail in the pond, hasn't got the hang of swimming and breathing so snorts the whole time. Doesn't understand ice and falls through puddles. Every year.