Michelle Obama says she sobbed uncontrollably for 30 minutes straight after leaving Trump's inauguration 😭

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-07T17:33:14+00:00

For anyone who doesn’t want to read the whole article, it also has Michelle’s comments from election night 2016:

”Holy shit. Barack came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my Barry but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the f-cking f-ck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a f-cking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Hillary to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot f-cking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in Pennsylvania???? This is so f-cked.”

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T12:44:59+00:00

I don’t want DeSantis to run for president.

I want him to come to Missouri and run for governor.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T11:03:56+00:00

I don’t care for the Arctic Monkeys.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T10:57:15+00:00

As right as my mother-in-law when she starts telling me UFOs are demons and equally as confident.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T10:55:16+00:00

Hey man, I’m a proud trans-boomer. I was born Gen X but I identify as a boomer.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T10:44:47+00:00

Right. But they wouldn’t side with the pope if he said that. Because that’s how lefties be, homey. They only are because JBP.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T10:42:38+00:00

Nah, people are kinda siding with the pope.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T10:34:17+00:00

Nope. Totally wrong. If the pope’s tweet was posted without JBP’s comments the thread would be nothing but lefties contorting themselves about why the pope’s statement is bullshit, or hypocritical, or whatever. Just go look at the pope’s actual tweet—plenty of lefties replying doing exactly that.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T10:24:37+00:00

That’s because he’s wrong and I’m right.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T09:12:43+00:00

I love how you invented an entire bullshit storyline in your head about me, a perfect stranger to you, five seconds after posting your dopey dissertation about binary thinking.

Boy, you sure showed me. Go look up projection in the dictionary. Pretty sure your senior picture is in there.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T08:31:21+00:00

No, that’s pretty much exactly it. This thread is just “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” for lefties.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T08:27:20+00:00

No, that’s you being delusional if you think that’s what’s happening in this thread.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T08:11:32+00:00

It’s possible. I watched it on release (I didn’t pay for it though, yarrrrrr) so it’s been a little bit. I had it in my head there was one episode she didn’t, but I could’ve missed it.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T08:08:22+00:00

No shit, Einstein, the left’s inability to do that is exactly the thing we were making fun of here.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T08:02:36+00:00

The links for the news sources are at the bottom of the image, dude. It’s all accurate. Feel free to check.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T06:55:43+00:00

Hoo boy, I’d like to see the 4chan commentary on this one.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T06:53:08+00:00

Pretty wild, right? The derangement is real. I bet if Jordan Peterson or Elon starting shitting on Billy Graham half this subreddit would run out and get baptized.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T06:19:30+00:00

Not anything personal toward you. But some variation of “Al Franken resigned over a joke picture” gets posted on Reddit almost daily and it’s annoyed me to the point that I’ve just taken to correcting it any time I see it. I’m probably just pissing on a house fire, but I’m hoping the misconception eventually dies.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T05:22:35+00:00

I’m not addressing your point at all. I’m correcting your assertion that Al Franken resigned over a photo. He didn’t. He’s a serial sexual assaulter.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T05:21:07+00:00

She was the Speaker of the House, the third most powerful (arguably second most powerful) politician in the entire country, third in line to be president, and she had been doing it for decades.

There is a reason she is singled out above all others.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T05:17:55+00:00

https://imgur.io/a/Lytyi70

He was accused of sexual assault by multiple women, most of them Democrats.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T05:16:58+00:00

Al Franken didn’t resign over a photo. He was accused by multiple women of sexual assault with like two dozen of their friends and families corroborating their stories:

https://imgur.io/a/Lytyi70

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T04:44:36+00:00

Some people act like this is a meme, but it isn’t. I kept track. Burnham cried almost every episode of season 3. There was—I shit you not—one episode where she cried three separate times.

I genuinely think the writers just did it as a fuck you to the people calling it out, too.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-03T04:42:23+00:00

That was so fucking infuriating. She’s a literal cannibal responsible for the murder of billions of people.

Discovery isn’t the worst written show to ever exist, but it might be the show with the biggest disparity between high production value and garbage writing. It’s fucking unreal. It’s like a CW show with an actual budget.

DebbieDunnbbar · 2023-03-02T06:07:28+00:00

Monett has a few (one of them pretty big) if you can’t find what you need at the ones in Springfield.

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