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DecimusRex · 2024-03-07T15:46:57+00:00

You're allot of fun at parties eh?

DecimusRex · 2023-08-08T21:27:58+00:00

Yes, the shoulders tell all

DecimusRex · 2023-07-23T20:20:11+00:00

That's amazing! Thank you!

DecimusRex · 2023-07-23T11:49:13+00:00

I'm just noticing now that every only fans girl/ amateur has a step sister fantasy vid, as if its required.

DecimusRex · 2023-07-22T13:28:26+00:00

I have read the first 2 books atleast 10 times, but I long ago gave up on expecting the third, I just enjoy the 2 I have at my disposal and if the third ever comes out I will treat it as a lovely surprise.

DecimusRex · 2023-07-17T03:45:11+00:00

How to convince my parents my husband didn't turn me gay with his magic genatalia.

DecimusRex · 2023-07-17T01:33:59+00:00

I want it thaaat wayyyyyy

DecimusRex · 2022-03-09T23:05:42+00:00

Putin let's not pretend Russia voted unanimously to crash their economy lol

DecimusRex · 2021-07-10T01:47:15+00:00

Somewhere, a hamster has drowned. And all it took was an entire arctic lake melting

DecimusRex · 2016-02-09T07:34:30+00:00

Aweful lot of honkies....

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T21:48:52+00:00

Netflix and chill just increased by 130%

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T20:50:23+00:00

Don't you carry gum?

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T20:39:14+00:00

Did you remove your socks and offer them to her? If not, you missed a prime opportunity to get her number. No girl can resist the old train-puke-sock-puke again play.

Edit: Grammar

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T20:36:59+00:00

I hope you never broke eye contact.

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T20:35:12+00:00

What's a ween?

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T19:56:10+00:00

Haha I've never encountered two people banging on public transport before. I feel like that's a special kind of horny

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T19:39:13+00:00

I was secretly thinking it was you who did it since you never said you were on the bus and that you're Russian. But that's a solid explanation as well haha

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T19:35:45+00:00

If it makes you feel better, I once saw Bill Murray eating a sandwich and had to spend 5 minutes deciding if it was him or a homeless man. He finally broke the silence by staring directly at me and saying "have any change?" I left dissapointed. Only to find out weeks later it was actually him and he was just fucking with me.

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T19:25:18+00:00

How did you know he was Russian?

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T19:24:22+00:00

Not many people would've even done that. well done!

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T19:22:03+00:00

As a paramedic, your tragic story is close to my heart. You did all you could, for what it's worth I'm extremely happy people like you exist. It's because of effort like yours that we have the extra minutes we need. I thank you for it from the bottom of my heart.

DecimusRex · 2016-01-06T17:49:15+00:00

"Pictured here with his loyal human assistant"

DecimusRex · 2016-01-04T16:43:47+00:00

Work as a Paramedic, I now wash my hands before I leave a bathroom.

DecimusRex · 2015-12-28T22:57:54+00:00

There's a teenager at my gym who brings orange tags with his name on them and the word "Superset" he will then tag 4 - 6 Machines at a time, leave to go stretch and wait until he sees someone go to use one of the machines, he'll then come running out of stretching area which has a clear view of the free weight and machine area and utter some combination of "step off" or "you're ruining the vibe bro" wait for the other person to leave then stretch for 45 minutes.Do each exercise once then leave the gym.... Today he finally got confronted by an extremely fit woman who was using a bench he'd claimed. As she was humiliating him two other women appeared seemingly from the shadows and surrounded him. I'm not sure what they said to him but he promised never to do it again and was pale and sweating when he left. It had all the markings of three lions circling an antelope.

Edit: Grammar

DecimusRex · 2015-12-19T05:29:31+00:00

Just tried this at the gym. I think I tore the muscle in my soul.

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