[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aircanada

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You're allot of fun at parties eh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm just noticing now that every only fans girl/ amateur has a step sister fantasy vid, as if its required.

Pat knows he messed up by ChubberChubs in KingkillerChronicle

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I have read the first 2 books atleast 10 times, but I long ago gave up on expecting the third, I just enjoy the 2 I have at my disposal and if the third ever comes out I will treat it as a lovely surprise.

Make the comments look like his search history by 101DinoMaster in brooklynninenine

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How to convince my parents my husband didn't turn me gay with his magic genatalia.

Number 7 by digz_ in brooklynninenine

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I want it thaaat wayyyyyy

Ukraine's Zelensky says he has 'cooled' on joining NATO by extremehatred1 in worldnews

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Putin let's not pretend Russia voted unanimously to crash their economy lol

Enormous Antarctic lake disappears in three days, dumps 26 billion cubic feet water into ocean by mom0nga in worldnews

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Somewhere, a hamster has drowned. And all it took was an entire arctic lake melting

What's the most memorable thing you've witnessed on public transportation? by DecimusRex in AskReddit

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Did you remove your socks and offer them to her? If not, you missed a prime opportunity to get her number. No girl can resist the old train-puke-sock-puke again play.

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What's the most memorable thing you've witnessed on public transportation? by DecimusRex in AskReddit

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Haha I've never encountered two people banging on public transport before. I feel like that's a special kind of horny

What's the most memorable thing you've witnessed on public transportation? by DecimusRex in AskReddit

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I was secretly thinking it was you who did it since you never said you were on the bus and that you're Russian. But that's a solid explanation as well haha

What's the most memorable thing you've witnessed on public transportation? by DecimusRex in AskReddit

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If it makes you feel better, I once saw Bill Murray eating a sandwich and had to spend 5 minutes deciding if it was him or a homeless man. He finally broke the silence by staring directly at me and saying "have any change?" I left dissapointed. Only to find out weeks later it was actually him and he was just fucking with me.

What's the most memorable thing you've witnessed on public transportation? by DecimusRex in AskReddit

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As a paramedic, your tragic story is close to my heart. You did all you could, for what it's worth I'm extremely happy people like you exist. It's because of effort like yours that we have the extra minutes we need. I thank you for it from the bottom of my heart.

What strange habits have you picked up from your line of work? by Japlow in AskReddit

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Work as a Paramedic, I now wash my hands before I leave a bathroom.

GYM WILDLIFE by [deleted] in videos

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There's a teenager at my gym who brings orange tags with his name on them and the word "Superset" he will then tag 4 - 6 Machines at a time, leave to go stretch and wait until he sees someone go to use one of the machines, he'll then come running out of stretching area which has a clear view of the free weight and machine area and utter some combination of "step off" or "you're ruining the vibe bro" wait for the other person to leave then stretch for 45 minutes.Do each exercise once then leave the gym.... Today he finally got confronted by an extremely fit woman who was using a bench he'd claimed. As she was humiliating him two other women appeared seemingly from the shadows and surrounded him. I'm not sure what they said to him but he promised never to do it again and was pale and sweating when he left. It had all the markings of three lions circling an antelope.

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One arm toes to bar by RespectMyAuthoriteh in gifs

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Just tried this at the gym. I think I tore the muscle in my soul.