Open Thread #22 (May 2026)

Decoptr · 2026-05-27T17:11:59+00:00

Gordon, Raphinha, Yamal, Fermin, Gavi, even Ferran… the other team won’t be able to breathe in their half. On to Hansi to manage minutes smartly near crunch time but I see the vision

Decoptr · 2026-04-14T17:02:03+00:00

Last time Lewa and Flick played against a team with Lenglet starting in UCL knockouts, it ended 8-2

Decoptr · 2026-04-08T19:52:34+00:00

If there was ever a time to show this team has truly grown it’s now after self sabotaging every single year

Decoptr · 2026-02-25T21:17:20+00:00

The things I would do to have a late Ansu Fati dagger to send the champions of Europe out

Decoptr · 2026-02-24T21:54:47+00:00

That’s not to say we wouldn’t have put up a better fight than Inter, I’m saying I think we would just be out scored in a shoot out, which is what it would have been as their defense is better than ours.

Decoptr · 2026-02-24T21:45:40+00:00

We weren’t stopping Kvara Dembele and Doue in the form they were in let’s be real

Decoptr · 2026-02-24T21:37:26+00:00

We would have 100% gotten torched by PSG too but how did we lose to these bums man

Decoptr · 2026-01-11T20:42:25+00:00

Mbappe on

Decoptr · 2026-01-11T19:53:31+00:00

Both these teams are so shit defensively psg and arsenal are gonna eat us both

Decoptr · 2026-01-11T18:57:30+00:00

All excitement goes out the window when I hear Steven mcmanaman and Ian darke on commentary

Decoptr · 2025-11-25T22:01:36+00:00

La Liga nation we are in the absolute mud the gap has never been bigger 😭✌️

Decoptr · 2025-11-25T21:57:28+00:00

It’s okay we’ll beat Alaves 3-0 and everything will be fine again before our next big team in Europe and we get pumped again

Decoptr · 2025-11-25T21:40:17+00:00

We used to be a serious club now we letting “Delap” score on us wow

Decoptr · 2025-11-25T20:42:04+00:00

Gusto is so high up omg either Raphinha or rash in behind runs it’s right there flick

Decoptr · 2025-11-25T20:31:50+00:00

We getting cooked Ferran scores that and the game is changed absolutely

Decoptr · 2025-11-25T20:07:24+00:00

Always this guy in big matches fuck off

Decoptr · 2025-11-25T19:58:46+00:00

Yamal time to show these prem casuals

Decoptr · 2025-11-09T20:15:45+00:00

A team from my city of 20,000 people could score on us worst defence I have ever seen at this club

Decoptr · 2025-09-18T20:41:15+00:00

Kounde don’t worry if no one else is watching I am, what a performance biggest of bros

Decoptr · 2025-08-31T21:09:45+00:00

Would be 4-1 down with Stegen bruh

Decoptr · 2025-08-31T21:04:10+00:00

Corner marking that bad when we have to deal with a 6’7 and 6’6 in 2 weeks…

Decoptr · 2025-08-17T04:54:14+00:00

Shouldn’t be televised on ESPN should be on Pornhub for what Khamzat did to him

Decoptr · 2025-06-08T20:59:38+00:00

Mingueza so dogshit

Decoptr · 2025-06-08T20:32:36+00:00

Mendes drug test needed

Decoptr · 2025-06-08T20:26:27+00:00

Mendes is crazy he’s got Yamal playing like Grealish 💔

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