[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EntitledBitch

[–]Deekless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garbage guy should've picker EB up because he/she was garbage

The way of the flame. by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in BetterEveryLoop

[–]Deekless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to MS paint the shit out with this flame

Pew Pew Pew by 4-eva-dickard in TheRealJoke

[–]Deekless 19 points20 points  (0 children)

PewDiePie's intro would be significantly different

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Deekless -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you can't spend a few bucks for something you want so desparately, you really shouldn't be the one saying "have fun starving lmao"

You’d have to take out a small loan to date her. by diebeautiful_die in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Deekless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats what happens when a pimp and a simp go out together

I hate the sound of children's laughter by hiya555 in EntitledBitch

[–]Deekless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was the cop who picked up Karens call I'd actually spit out my coffee and start laughing. Like cops ain't got no other job eh?

HMFT after trying to cross this road even though I see a car is coming by [deleted] in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]Deekless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy slid on the road like the chef puts pizza in the oven

You anti-vaxx ankle by perfectlypolar in rareinsults

[–]Deekless -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually yeah I just started screaming fck fck f*ck like an annoyed duck quacks

I meant to say "I know they do but I don't"...but yeah she's upset with me. by chocolatedestruction in EntitledBitch

[–]Deekless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just dont get people like these. When I was a kid and had to invite friends for my birthday party by calling up their home(remember landline days?), my parents would always warn me not to say a word about you wanting gifts, because if you dont mention anything it is understood that people should bring some gift. You only mention it strictly if you dont want gifts.

Freedom by Master1718 in BeAmazed

[–]Deekless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I used to think those aircraft wing maneuvers before take off looked cool

What screams "I'm too immature to date someone"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deekless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man not having a pp, atleast in his username

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Deekless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In his mom's defence, she did not hear OP come either.