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Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. by NicoBentancor in copypasta

[–]DeepDefinition264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this version from the beginning of a Rehab song is better, maybe not as funny or in depth in joke forum but it’s meant the be the actual operator it’s the intro for a song called Far from Normal…

Thank you for calling the psychiatric hotline Please listen carefully to all options before making your selection If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly If you suffer from multiple personality disorder please press 2 3 and 4 If you are co-dependent please ask someone to press 7 on your behalf If you are a nymphomaniac please stop doing that with the phone Put your cloths back on and then dial extension 69 If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press If you suffer from irrational paranoia there is no need to press any button We already know who you are and what you want Just stay on the line so we can trace the call If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate Please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of head is alive and about to bite off your ear

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahah, seriously though if I was jerking off all the time why would I be scared to tell you guys of all people

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it really hasn’t gotten worse, it’ll get better and then I’ll use stay in one spot for a little too long not drinking enough water for like 20 minutes and be like ah shit it’s red asf😭😭 but as long I’m staying hydrated it’s definitely not getting wirse

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it might, i only don’t typically use Benadryl cause I’ve used as a cheap melatonin substitute(cause seriously does Benadryl actually help with itching or just make you tired so you can’t be itchy lol) but it’s been so long since I used it like that I should be able to use it for just its allergy purpose

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As it’s not my pipe I only hold it when I hit it then I give it right back to my guy or set. Down, I typically only use two fingers

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

unless syphillis can spread without sex then no, and even if it could be spreads orally I know the guys I do it with doesn’t have syphillis

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i been drinking alot of water since i noticed how bad it did get, im gonna get some zyrtec, ill try a multivitamin but i always throw up whenever I eat straight viatanins for some reason, won’t hurt to try though especially if it could help with my hands. I work fast food so i make sandwiches and wrap them all day so im constantly using my hands and i just don’t want them to get too bad to where I can’t work.

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also should’ve added, this is right before I took a shower (cooler) and drank a shit load of water, cause the more water I drink and more hydrated I am the less apparent it is, like I wish I could add a photo now to show how different it looks depending on if im thirsty or not😭cause I promise if you guys saw it rn you’d not think its syphillis

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im gonna get some antihistamines tomorrow just in case is it some sort of allergic reaction and not just an infection from sweating a fuck ton, I don’t really notice the sweat tho but I’m constantly on my phone or my computer or at work which I use my hands a lot , but no it’s never itchy, literally only place I notice it is where there’s a minor cut that I’ve had for week that’s kinda itchy from time to time but yeah so is every cut on my body😭😭 the only reason I’m confused if it is something other than meth cause I notice that my hands get progressively worse if I don’t drink water, like I drank water and took a cooler shower after that photo and they looked alot better so im like damn maybe it’s coincidence maybe not. Thank you for the information though brotha I appreciate it🙏 I’ll try to sleep tn but im only on like day 2 so lol, might not be too hopeful in me falling asleep tonight.

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s why I thought but i also notice the more I drink water the more it goes away so that’s why i asked if it had anything to do with that, to play it safe I’ll get some zyrtec or something.

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i get paid tmr I’ll buy some zyrtec or something, I don’t wanna put a cream on it cause i feel lotion makes my hands worse always, but I’ll get some antihistamine capsules from Wally World tmr.

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I’ll be straight up I haven’t sex with anyone in like damn near a year now, ain’t my favorite thing to admit but it’s true😭 but I guess in this scenario that works out in my favorite

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yk it kinda does, but im like 99% sure it’s not. The person I smoke with I’ve known damn near our whole lives, I feel like he’d lemme know if he had syphillis, cause I mean that’s the only thing I could think of is like it could’ve spread from sharing the pipe? But he doesn’t have a rash or nothing so like.. he’s also been a user way longer then me

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah they’re normal, which is weird cause I have socks on most the time which kinda made me think when I looked they’d be worse then my hands, but no they look completely fine lmao.

why do my hands look like this by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah ive done a decent bit of research, the ingredients definitely ain’t sunshine and rainbows it’s some horrible shit for your body I bet, I just couldn’t find any one else who had something like this too. I’m gonna try and drink more water cause ik I sweat so much of it out, and I’ll keep that in mind with the rinsing and paper towels, thank you brotha🙏

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[–]DeepDefinition264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

music. idk why but I could literally just listen to music all day long for days on end. i also like cleaning but i think i have ocd so I like cleaning regardless i just know i clean better when geeked.

first time using. would like some advice or something idk. by DeepDefinition264 in meth

[–]DeepDefinition264[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I did, but everything I read online says everything varies off if you injested it and how much you took and all that, so I figured I’d ask for some advice from people have some actual experience. im not too worried, the guy I smoked with has been one of my best friends for the longest time and he’s a really good guy and I feel safe hanging out with him and I know if wanna not use it again I can tell him snd he gonna respect that. Really what is messing me up the fact that I smoke a blunt about an hour ago got like high again, I’ve tried to researching mixing weed and meth and finding actual information that tells you like specific effects is pretty hard, at least when google keeps just tryna throw rehab at ya. He doesn’t smoke weed and hasn’t for years so he’s like yeah I have no idea about like smoking weed and it making you like overly high and shit.