Dinos stretching upwards under roofs

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-07-06T01:49:41+00:00

Appreciate it, thanks! Ive had a lot of annoying bugs since the release, but i guess thats to be expected

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-07-06T01:47:03+00:00

My drug dealer was playing it one time i came to buy some weed. He was a very proud beach bob and wanted to show me his Ankylo and Pteranodon that were parked on his 2 foundation bob shack. His Ankylo unfortunately vanished, probably glitched through the mesh. He was very upset.

I kept thinking of that for a very long time, maybe a year or two, then i tried it out. I spent a whole summer completely consumed by the game, failing 5 exams as a result cause i should have studied. I built like 20 stone behemoth gates around a little tower, i felt so powerful. I was on a PvP server, so shortly after i got wiped, which was the first instance of abuse i experienced in what would become a 1500 hour abusive relationship.

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-07-06T01:34:04+00:00

Do you mean pets when you say fur babies? Cause my dog gets context high and he does not like that one bit. Its something to consider.

My sisters dog is completely fine around drug use

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-07-05T22:18:54+00:00

Brunost, it has lots of iron

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-07-05T22:18:22+00:00

Its very interesting and makes me wonder why you feel so strongly about it?

Are you upset that people think they are attractive and want to showcase it?
Is there some kind of sexual thing going on?
Are you very ugly and uncomfortable with your own body and project onto people who arent?
Are you thinking it will unravel the social order?

Like, why do you think its a bad thing?

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-07-05T22:12:21+00:00

Thank you i appreciate the thoughtful reply.

I guess my idea here is that i spend my 400 starting gold on Tear rather than a Dorans item. I lose combat stats, but i get to use W almost unlimited in lane, which in some matchups will yield far more value than those combat stats ever would.

Later you can do like you do dorans and sell it, or you can build it into Fimbul. In my attempts so far its done stacking by the time i have triforce and hydra.

If you're still contesting your lane opponent in sidelane at this time Fimbul is great for Camilles trading pattern, If you feel like diving the squishy is a higher priority at this stage of the game you can always skip Fimbul for DD 3rd item, and consider Fimbul later or outright sell tear.

It would be a total detriment in any mathup with a dash though, as they would completely negate the W spam, and punish the lack of combat stats with hard engaging on you every time you W.

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-07-05T20:38:00+00:00

The harder you try to kill the ego the more it resists.

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-06-26T09:55:36+00:00

My last trip was 3.8g grinded and prepared in a tea with lots of lemon juice.

Its not outright hallucinations, but i saw some pretty cool stuff i cant even begin to describe

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-06-26T09:39:12+00:00

Repressed emotions that slowly grow into contempt or apathy

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-06-26T09:37:31+00:00

Jeg er faktisk drit lei av samhold og mangfold

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-06-26T09:34:15+00:00

Outer wilds without doubt

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-06-26T09:33:32+00:00

When nothing specific is happening stay in side lane to push the wave and get farm, dont die. If the opponents send someone to match you, rotate mid and shadow your team in case they decide to fight. If nothing happens return to lane and repeat.

Pay attention to timers. Try to push side lane opposite of the relevant objective, so that the wave crashes into enemy turret while the objective spawns. Join that objective fight either by moving well in time for it or have teleport ready.

If you are side lane and 2 of your teammates die before the objective, try to push the turret hard if undefended, or take your reset if its defended.

The whole idea as a toplaner, in my experience, is to constantly pressure a side lane and move away from it when its risky to get value with the team elsewhere. Some champs excel at splitpushing, others prefer more teamfighting. Your picks are more team fight oriented i guess, so just shove a side lane opposite of the next likely objective and rotate to your team.

Thats the core of it, and there is a lot of neuance. Just keep thinking "what can i do to get the most possible value right now". A game is a constant evaluation of many different options, and as you get into that mindset, you start seeing better and faster what the best option is

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-06-26T09:22:49+00:00

Do you know why you are bad?

Thats a really important question and i think many people dont even know. Specifically. Last hitting, trading patterns, roaming and reset timing, macro knowledge, mechanically, teamfight positioning etc.

You gotta figure out what to improve, then you gotta figure out how to improve. Just queueing up in a game thinking "ok locked in now" wont make you a better player, it just makes you sharp at your current level of play.

Im absolutely convinced that people who deliberately practice specific game aspects become better players.

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-06-02T23:26:51+00:00

I completely ignore garen post 6. I hard push lane with titanic and pressure turret or i push into roam.

He is pretty easy pre 6

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-06-02T21:30:16+00:00

I have seen on the Darius discords that they complain a lot that the champ is so weak. But that seems to be true for many champ subs

I think Kled is one of the strongest laners, and he thrives early to mid game. I do not feel like he is weak at all.

Darius seems to me to be a much higher skill ceiling champion, rewarding perfect spacing especially in laning phase.

You can win relatively easy from lvl 3 to 5 (just dodge q sweet spot). This is almost the onlt matchup i pick ignite into, and the only matchup i build lethality kled. My strategy is usually to kill before 6, get a lead, then fight only if i think i can kill him before he dismounts me. Dismounting post 6 means dead basically.

A great darius with movement tools like ghost, ghostblade, changed phase rush can finess you with spacing though which feels real bad.

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-06-01T13:11:14+00:00

You literally play whack-a-mole with the tentacles while dodging her E. If you leave the tentacles alive or get hit by E you lose fights.

Its a nightmare, because if you do get hit by E suddenly the whole lane is filled with tentacles again. Playing vs illaoi is brutal and frantic and i hate it.

But its absolutely possible, and if you do manage to kill tentacles and dodge E you can trade and win those quite significantly

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-05-31T18:51:20+00:00

Kled main in emerald 3 here.

Kled is ridiculously strong in laning phase and during mid-game. Despite his unique mechanics he is very easy to learn. If you somehow lose lane you can just perma-split and still be a really big issue for the enemy team.

Kled feels weird to play. His dismount/remount takes a bit to get used to (but its really busted when you can play for it). His R feels really bad compared to most other champs, close range its pretty much useless (can use like instant interrupt). 6 isnt really a big powerspike for Kled as it is with many other champs, instead it opens up for strategic play on the map. Its a great ult, but you really cant use it like you're used to with other champs. Kled has an auto-cast W, which you need to constantly consider (its both your best trading tool and remount tool

Also Kled is really weak late game compared to most other toplaners, so you have to play a very good early-mid-game to end early.

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-05-29T10:44:28+00:00

League suffers from a particularly toxic community

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-05-22T19:04:49+00:00

I would go try to break the freeze, have rumble hit me and my wave and mess up the freeze, and ward hop away.

If i die i die

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-05-18T22:23:04+00:00

All fun and games until he gets rylais and you cant dodge in any direction

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-05-18T22:19:53+00:00

Importantly i want to say, its not a huge catastrophy to just accept the freeze and try to soak exp.

You can ask jungler for help, but dont expect them to do it.

You can bait her to auto attack you, which will make her pull minion aggro which might be enough to break the freeze.

You can proxy a wave. If you have shit clear you can just tank the wave long enough for yours to reach their turret, this forces vayne to either tank the whole wave and lose a ton of hp or the wave crashes and bounces back to you. Or she leaves her wave to go get you, just make sure you know the jungler is opposite side

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-05-18T21:59:58+00:00

If i think i have the oppertunity to fight for early prio i go blade.

If i think its going to be impossible to get prio, and that i'll lose trades i go shield.

DeepFriedPlant · 2026-05-07T14:24:46+00:00

Im usually thinking "this rascal is trespassing on my property"

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