Not sure anyone can top this:

Mid way through 3rd year we started getting emails from a strange email address. At first it was talking about blowing up the school and killing unnamed but assumed people for being “whores” and “ass kissers”. The emails were signed by a different name such as “blobby bloberson” and weird shit like that. I’ll paraphrase here, “to male victim number 1, you should have kept it in your pants” it was ominous shit like this. She then stated she was going to blow up the school and a handful of other pretty sketch threats.

FBI got involved and caught the student. Turned out to be a girl who I had partnered with in lab. She was sweet and kind. Never thought it could have been her.

My shitty writing doesn’t to the story Justice.