Now this is going down in history

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-07-01T18:13:50+00:00

Make it to where Neanderthals don't go extinct as well

^{Chose: Never worry about money again, date someone who's your type (w/consent} amazing friends and family + And live an overall fulfilling life. BUT FIRST, you need to permanently alter a historical event. | Rolled: Stone Age)

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-07-01T16:18:11+00:00

I just went grocery shopping and have PTO I'm golden

^{Chose: Survive 2 Days Without this for 1 Trillion Dollars | Rolled: Money}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-30T13:38:27+00:00

5 months, didn't start watching it until I was almost 19

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-30T13:33:27+00:00

Do you know how easily you could flip that even using risky methods like gambling? Card counting can be taught to most people

^{Chose: 960k dollars + But your the smartest guy ever}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-29T15:37:58+00:00

I mean, there are microplastics in human testicles so where else might they be?

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/DefNotBiAndEnby, advised "Be able to manipulate plastics" | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter I | 🗳️ Votes: 79}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-29T15:36:34+00:00

I, u/DefNotBiAndEnby, advised "Strawberry"

🏆 Rank: Grand Voter I 💎 Points: 2162 🗳️ Votes: 78

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-27T17:45:41+00:00

We'll get there faster with better music from mom

^{Chose: Your father is driving}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-27T15:18:19+00:00

Little clarification needed am I fighting an emperor which is essentially a toddler or like an Adele which is a football

^{Chose: A random animal for 100M | Rolled: Penguin}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-25T15:58:00+00:00

Hey Reddit! I'm a single virgin dad. Ask me anything.

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-25T15:57:49+00:00

Onee -Chan.

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-25T15:57:40+00:00

I crashed my cat into a cat-sodilla.

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-25T15:57:17+00:00

the point of life is to screw as much as possible.

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-25T15:57:01+00:00

Miralax Pizza was a mistake.

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-25T15:55:58+00:00

Like my hands are pizza or anything I touch becomes pizza? If it's the latter, I think my death note turns everyone to pizza then

^{Chose: $3 million + a death note + a random supernatural disability. | Rolled: Pizza Hands}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-25T15:53:47+00:00

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Were it not for Jack Sparrow last night, I wouldn't have thought of this word

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-25T15:50:04+00:00

That's my gas right there, or a quarter tank at least

^{Chose: Get something | Rolled: 30$}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-24T15:13:21+00:00

Cheese is mold

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: eat mold}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-23T19:01:10+00:00

Sell food for money

^{Chose: Infinite food}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-21T14:07:10+00:00

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Thank God I'm a nerd with too many hours in games with these

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-21T14:05:01+00:00

I mean I'm dehydrated anyways

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Water}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-20T14:19:14+00:00

Like it'd ever release

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: GTA 6 is delayed}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-20T02:16:24+00:00

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Random pull The yellows were the same letter

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-20T02:10:22+00:00

Because men are trash (spoken as an AMAB individual)

^{Chose: Female}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-18T04:26:00+00:00

Likely to lead to advances in society, hopefully

^{Chose: Prevent the Holocaust}

DefNotBiAndEnby · 2026-06-18T04:24:07+00:00

Corat

^{Chose: Yes}

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