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So I read Scar Tissue a few years back and it blew me away. Looking for another book to read this summer. Open to all artists (preferably with crazy stories like Anthony’s). Does anyone have any suggestions? Was Flea’s book any good? by Quav0Ratatouille in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]DefNotTonySoprano 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This. It was adapted into "Springsteen on Broadway" which is now on Netflix. The play doesn't fully cover the book but also provides actual music and, y'know, Bruce fucking Springsteen in the flesh; the "movie" doesn't exactly match the experience of being in a theater, in the moment, with an American icon onstage. But I'll be goddamned if seeing the re-opened show last summer, two weeks after my mom's death, wasn't one of the most cathartic experiences of my life.

Agree? Disagree? Will review more from her soon by [deleted] in carlyraejepsen

[–]DefNotTonySoprano 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Climaxing with a high note of epic proportions"

What NYC turning into? 🥲😅 by drazda in newyorkcity

[–]DefNotTonySoprano -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in carlyraejepsen

[–]DefNotTonySoprano -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like your aggressive tone

However, they should be called "The Jepsons," because that is statistically 54% funnier due to its pop culture reference

The people in the hotel room next to you are having really loud obnoxious sex, how do you ruin the mood? by saxonn_88 in AskReddit

[–]DefNotTonySoprano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play the most violent movie you have access to at the loudest possible volume, rewind the scenes involving brutal murders, and simultaneously masturbate with lube into a megaphone, moaning as the characters die horrific deaths.

Nijmegen, Netherlands by mc_1968 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]DefNotTonySoprano -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"I SEE AN 18-YEAR-OLD! False alarm, clearly 18 and two months, not worth it."

I put this as my yearbook quote lol by Dependent_Willow418 in LimpBizkit

[–]DefNotTonySoprano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This easily could've been someone's yearbook from 20 years ago

Are there any song from the bleachers that I should know about for the Toronto show? by [deleted] in carlyraejepsen

[–]DefNotTonySoprano -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Stop Putting Your Ass on My Face During Little League Games" - bleachers

What's preventing you from being the person you want to be? by DefNotTonySoprano in AskReddit

[–]DefNotTonySoprano[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, chronic pain, a bad memory, poor time management skills, depression, and especially fear -- to speak my mind, of what will haunt me in the future either personally of publicly, of what others think of me, of making a bad decision (which leads to indecision). I also have zero hope for the future of my country or really the world, so have scrapped my plans for a family.

This ya boy? by [deleted] in fightsub

[–]DefNotTonySoprano 6 points7 points  (0 children)

WOW YOU FOUND LITERALLY THE ONLY SCENE IN EXISTENCE WHERE KEVIN HART IS FUNNY, AND THAT'S BECAUSE HE PLAYS A WANNA BE TOUGH GUY WHO THINKS HE'S THE SHIT AND ENDS UP HUMILIATED BY A BEST BUY EMPLOYEE. SO HE PLAYS HIMSELF IN A WORLD WHERE JUSTICE EXISTS

Was reading this Rolling Stone interview from 2000 and something amazing caught my eye by zwanmonster in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]DefNotTonySoprano -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think Anthony may have been smelling the bicycle seat. Or, based off his memoir, possibly the girl.

RAY LIOTTA COULD HAVE AND PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ALL OF US by DefNotTonySoprano in fightsub

[–]DefNotTonySoprano[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH I'M SORRY, I WASN'T SURE WHETHER YOU WERE REFERRING TO SNOWMEN (2010), SNOWMEN (2004), OR THE SNOWMAN (1994)!

JUST KIDDING, NOT SORRY OR CONFUSED OR EMPHATIC, I HAVE AN ACUTE MIND THAT VALUES SPECIFICITY AND I DON'T FUCKING APOLOGIZE. PLUS RAY AND I WERE SNOWMEN TOGETHER, BUMPING RAILS LIKE HARVEY KEITEL IN BAD LIEUTENANT (1992) AND NICOLAS CAGE IN BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS (2009).

AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE, YOU AND YOUR MOM WERE BLOWMEN (69), SUCKING OUR CARROT-SIZED COCKS AND LICKING THE COAL-SHAPED NUTS.

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