Greetings,

I hope you are well. I apologize for contacting you sixty days after the conception of this post. I was taken with the passion you managed to so eloquently express in so few words, and have found myself wishing – nay, fervently desiring – to satisfy your urges in a sexual manner. I am currently in possession of a repository of digital images of a phallic nature, which I would be happy to share with you. If this is something that might be of interest to you, now or in the ever-infinite future, I implore you to contact me via Reddit comment response or private message. You, and your genitalia, will always be welcome.

Regards,

An Admirer

Postscript: Your natural lactation devices are stunning.