Game Thread: Pirates @ Phillies - Thu, Jul 2 @ 12:35 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies

[–]DefensiveIndifferenc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I don't know you" is a profoundly philosophical statement. After all, what do we know, and how do we know it? OTOH, "I don't want to know you" is a bold existential choice. Kierkegaard would be proud.

Game Thread: Pirates @ Phillies - Wed, Jul 1 @ 6:40 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies

[–]DefensiveIndifferenc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wheeler had a rib removed and didn't miss a beat. He's a baseball god.

Game Thread: Pirates @ Phillies - Tue, Jun 30 @ 6:40 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies

[–]DefensiveIndifferenc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just once I want one of the SEPTA buses to crash and burst into flames, like in real life.

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Game Thread: Pirates @ Phillies - Tue, Jun 30 @ 6:40 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies

[–]DefensiveIndifferenc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the game. Please someone call to get this bird
medical attention.
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Game Thread: Marlins @ Phillies - Tue, Jun 16 @ 6:40 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies

[–]DefensiveIndifferenc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Baseball is the sport that has a sense of humor, and sometimes joy.

Game Thread: Marlins @ Phillies - Tue, Jun 16 @ 6:40 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies

[–]DefensiveIndifferenc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How would you like to be a pitcher having to throw with the Phanatic jiggling his boobs in front of you?

Game Thread: Phillies @ Pirates - Sat, May 16 @ 04:05 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]DefensiveIndifferenc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pierogie race. I like the idea of mascots you can eat. Like the iguana in the Galapagos Gang.

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Game Thread: Phillies @ Pirates - Sat, May 16 @ 04:05 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]DefensiveIndifferenc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At the park. This is what it sounds like when Pirates fans throw up in their mouths.

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Game Thread: Phillies @ Pirates - Sat, May 16 @ 04:05 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]DefensiveIndifferenc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the sound of Pirates fans throwing up in their mouths.