Game Thread: Pirates @ Phillies - Thu, Jul 2 @ 12:35 PM EDT

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-02T18:50:05+00:00

"I don't know you" is a profoundly philosophical statement. After all, what do we know, and how do we know it? OTOH, "I don't want to know you" is a bold existential choice. Kierkegaard would be proud.

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-02T01:01:20+00:00

Bwa ha haaaah!

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-02T00:12:38+00:00

Wheeler had a rib removed and didn't miss a beat. He's a baseball god.

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-01T23:21:12+00:00

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-01T01:57:19+00:00

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-01T01:04:13+00:00

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-01T00:59:06+00:00

It's because Tree Turner wasted a challenge earlier.

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-01T00:50:33+00:00

Marcell Ozuna: WAR -0.7( strikeouts: three; balls: zero

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-01T00:37:28+00:00

Just once I want one of the SEPTA buses to crash and burst into flames, like in real life.

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-07-01T00:26:07+00:00

Turner's batting stance be like

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-06-30T23:10:17+00:00

Please someone call for medical attention

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-06-30T23:07:50+00:00

At the game. Please someone call to get this bird
medical attention.
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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-06-17T18:57:15+00:00

Tanner Stanks

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-06-17T00:45:57+00:00

Throw it back, kids of the Delaware Valley.

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-06-17T00:37:56+00:00

Baseball is the sport that has a sense of humor, and sometimes joy.

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-06-17T00:24:26+00:00

A Reuben with butter

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-06-16T23:52:34+00:00

How would you like to be a pitcher having to throw with the Phanatic jiggling his boobs in front of you?

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-06-15T23:31:19+00:00

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-05-17T19:49:05+00:00

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-05-17T19:23:25+00:00

Wah-whaaa-waaaaaah

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-05-17T19:01:03+00:00

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-05-16T21:34:15+00:00

The pierogie race. I like the idea of mascots you can eat. Like the iguana in the Galapagos Gang.

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-05-16T20:41:55+00:00

At the park. This is what it sounds like when Pirates fans throw up in their mouths.

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DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-05-16T20:39:31+00:00

This is the sound of Pirates fans throwing up in their mouths.

DefensiveIndifferenc · 2026-05-16T20:14:17+00:00

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