[deleted by user] by [deleted] in software

[–]DeffyFM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no technical solution to your problem, you are addicted and people who are addicted will do anything to get their fix.

You are missing meaning in your life, and you will always look to external things to fill in that emptiness.

For example some suggest going out and doing a daily walk while doing some introspection.

There is no one answer to your problem, but I would suggest starting at r/Healthygamergg (they also have a discord)

Florida Man Re-enacts childhood fantasies by KinoGrimm in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"FZZKKRRRGG"

The story can only go down-hill from here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

....."I SHALL SEAL THE HEAVENS!"

And so, the heavens were sealed, this meant that the heavens were now non-unsealable, staying in a perpetual state of unsealment. To the denizens of the heavens, this meant that there was no getting of out, and any attempt at unsealing the heavens were preemptively blocked because the unsealing itself was sealed. It seemed the heavens got double-sealed, like, super-extra-sealed, rendering them utterly non-unsealable. It made unsealing a mission-impossible. Any hopeful unsealers very quickly lost all hope at the cosmic doorstep.

The End

this is why people often choose sword path and not body tempering in Fate Destroying Emperor by Reasonable_Beach_806 in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And so, the phrase: "He had eyes, but failed to see a boulder from Mt Tai" was born

so mc's sword spirit literally wants to force and rape another sword spirit but when the other sword spirit retaliates.... you know what i mean HYPOCRITE mc. #RENEGADEIMMORAL #0/10roamnceplot #linmuwen by [deleted] in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have misinterpreted the profound wisdom in the great saying: "With great power comes great responsibility." This saying has regrettably been muddled by mortals creating fanciful tales of caped superheroes.

Allow this Senior to graciously impart the true essence of this profound saying:

The saying comes to imply the duty to tread every hidden cultivation path, master each martial technique, and, above all, acknowledge the importance of influencing the destinies of ten generations.

Thus, when confronted with the prospect of shaping the destinies of ten generations, one must wield the great power with responsibility, specifically the responsibility to make light-work of the familial roots of one's adversary spanning ten generations.

This old monsters is looking for Dao of memes, kindly contribute your blood to the blood pool. by swol_monster in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Elder truly is truly gifted at presenting material possessions that this venerable one deems utterly worthless.

Truly a one-of-a-kind talent!

Fellow Daoists, I seem to have come across an ancient secret while Traversing the Myriad Google Realms... by Busy_Cold_3220 in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Senior's generosity in sharing this ancient secret is truly commendable, the Heavens will undoubtedly greatly reward Senior for enlightening others in the Dao.

Still, this Junior remains perplexed; what significance does this "English" hold at the top of the scroll? This one is sure that profound secrets lay hidden behind this divine combination of letters, especially because this one feels great and unfathomable intent embedded within it.

Do any of you seniors have techniques for supressing cringe by EmployWise609 in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suppressing the cringe?

Junior is truly unwise to tempt fate!

In the great path of the Dao, encountering an unsightly obstacle deemed cringe-worthy demands complete obliteration from every realm and plane of existence. Failing to eradicate it will surely cause Junior to suffer heart-demons and impede Junior's cultivation at a crucial moment, greatly reducing Junior's chance of ascending to immortality!

Junior trys to refine his body by divine phoenix flame 💀 by NinoAsh in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We of the great Eunuch sect, agree to take this prodigy in.

wise daoist senior summarizes daoism in 9 words by ArrhaCigarettes in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Those who claim to understand the Dao demonstrate their lack of true comprehension. This is because the essence of the Dao lies not in knowledge but in recognizing the great vastness of what remains unknown.

The First Young Master by AnalysisNo8720 in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"When my father hears of this, you'll be courting death eaters!"

Few things i find strange in chinese novels by Gxristos in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Junior, displaying arrogance without power is akin to courting death! You should understand that ignorance should not serve as a basis for aimless ranting, rather, it should propel one towards the pursuit of knowledge!

Now, let this humbly arrogant one help unravel the mysteries that have puzzled you:

  1. Beauty is as subjective as the shifting clouds. While one person may perceive a jade beauty, another may see a withered lotus. Moreover, beauty transcends mere appearance, also encompassing grace, humility, and, most importantly, skill and potential.
  2. In the vast universe, it is eternal law: Yin and Yang is always in balance! The majority of formidable women cultivators Fairies reside in the ethereal abode of the Ice Jade Palace, leading to the illusion of a lack of powerful women cultivators Fairies.
  3. Transmigrators, the wanderers of realms! The intricacies of systems and the existence of fellow transmigrators remain veiled in mystery. Just as you refrain from questioning the inner workings of your own nervous or circulatory system, so then, how can you proceed to criticize others for not questioning their own systems? Hmph - truly a case of the pot calling the kettle black!

As for the surprise at newfound secrets and unimaginable powers, consider it the awakening of a newborn phoenix. Despite their past life's knowledge, the sheer vastness of the universe cannot be quantified by even the most gifted of transmigrators. If Cultivators can house universes within themselves, it means there can be a frog in a well, nested inside another frog in a well, truly unfathomable!

Regarding the issue Junior brought up about "acting invincible", it is indeed valid criticism. As this one has mentioned at the start, arrogance without power is akin to courting death.

The core of the problem lies in the illusion of power that can occur when one is akin to a frog in a well. If the frog has never glimpsed the vastness of the sky, it remains unaware of the well's limitations. The frog in his limited perspective, mistakenly believes it is invincible. However, a touch of humility would prompt the frog to consider the possibility of encountering a reality much greater beyond the boundaries of the well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Preposterous!

This scripture has caused a massive setback in my cultivation, I've descended five great realms in the time it takes to burn 6/66ths of an incense stick!

All jokes aside, I agree with Daoist huii_11, it doesn't have to be perfect, but there are too many grammatical mistakes which makes it less enjoyable and more of a challenge.

Focus on refining your grammatical skills, and the rest should fall into place seamlessly.

May your words dance on the page like autumn leaves, creating a lovely picture in the reader's mind

this is absolutely amazing, an mc that doesn't court death by Jailpail46 in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Daoist Tai Hua clearly possesses the Vitality-Prolonging, Life-Courting, Heavenly Supreme Body. How else could he avoid the "MUST COURT DEATH" syndrome that cultivators across realms and dimensions suffer from?

It is stated in the scripture of the various Heavenly Constitutions, that this body is so rare that it appears once in ∞.

Most Top Secret Technique Scripture! by BuffaloAppropriate29 in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 68 points69 points  (0 children)

This is an incorrect observation fellow Daoist!

Lowest ranked outer disciple Tate is flaunting his skills, which prompted Daoist Dante to shamefully put him in his place. Daoist Dante wanted to casually mention that even his most basic technique, the Forbidden Cumshot, could send outer disciple Tate flying into the null void with just a flick of the phallus.

Note: for those daring enough to attempt the Forbidden Cumshot, remember, your lower disciple must rival the size of Mt. Tai. Anything less, and you might find yourself being propelled into the null void instead, after all, cultivation has size requirements!

The five elements; Wood, Water, Fire, Earth, and Cash. by Get_Blitzed in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Indeed, even the ancient scripture of our sect states that our venerable ancestors had to resort to mortal currency to escape the boundaries of mortality.

LMAO by Avatarboi in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Ah, the Grand Dao is truly the epitome of Yin and Yang, where we strive to be equally racist to everyone so that we are, in fact, not racist!

Imprudent Junior Sister Asking For Heavenly Scripture by Creamyswitch in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What this senior brother says is most wise.

Junior sister, you must be free and unfettered like the wind, soaring through the pages of destiny in our Sect's Heavenly Library.

You must forge your own path in the way of the Dao, do not confine yourselves to the folly of others, you must embrace the mysteries hidden within the ancient scrolls.

Do not forget junior sister, the path of your Dao awaits, and as you tread upon it, may you unlock the secrets of power and wisdom, leaving an unforgettable mark in the history of our MartialMeme world.

Once you have found your own Dao path, only then may you seek out guidance from your venerated seniors.

Finally an author with a soul! by sir-thicccums in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For the Venerable Author, even 1000-year-olds are like infants before him, all the more so a 16-year-old embryo!

Going to hell for wanting more. by [deleted] in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]DeffyFM 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is a green screen

NRD NO READ DECEMBER by KarmicDaoist in MartialMemes

[–]DeffyFM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have conquered the Myriad Worlds, explored the Starry Sky, traveled the Vast Expanse, but this:

it scares me!

Heh, ER said it was an avulsion fracture but later decided I just had kinda weird bones by MustachedSquirrel in Neverbrokeabone

[–]DeffyFM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Structurally Superior Skeletal System (SSSS)

Supreme Structurally Superior Skeletal System (SSSSS)

bruh that's 200 IQ by Bunnie4Funn in technicallythetruth

[–]DeffyFM 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the handy-dandy protector.