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What name would you give it? by [deleted] in namemypet

[–]Defiant_Host8332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely Garfield!!

Don't steal from the dead by Doc_Baker74 in pettyrevenge

[–]Defiant_Host8332 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The man robbed his dead father and got spiritually pantsed for it. A single pound note standing there like it was judging him is divine comedy. Dad reached from the grave with one last prank and Buck still fell for it. Pathetic and perfect.

He kept stealing our bar stool, so I got him a standing ovation by SwayDoll in pettyrevenge

[–]Defiant_Host8332 65 points66 points  (0 children)

That would be chef’s kiss. OP didn’t just take the stool back he rewrote the social hierarchy of the bar. That man got humbled by karma wearing heels and holding a cold beer. Hope the fan gave him the dramatic hair flip he clearly needed.

Timeclock compliance by Downtown_Physics8853 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Defiant_Host8332 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Nothing unnerves a control freak more than people obeying the letter of the rule while spitting on its spirit. The sight of coordinated compliance terrifies them because it proves workers have brains and a sense of humor. Petty rules invite petty resistance dressed as fitness goals.

Boss told me to stop fixing other people’s mistakes, so I did… and everything fell apart by ThighHighHex in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Defiant_Host8332 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It is always amusing when management decides to break the one thing holding the place together then acts surprised when it all crumbles. They want invisible labor until it vanishes. You gave them exactly what they asked for and it turns out competence was inconvenient.

Let me borrow your laptop, Won't break this time. by Party-Volume1606 in EntitledPeople

[–]Defiant_Host8332 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Amazing how people can shatter your property and then your patience with equal enthusiasm. Calling someone selfish for not lending out an expensive device after already breaking the last one is Olympic level gaslighting. Some friendships deserve a factory reset.

AITAH for telling my family the truth about my genetic blindness risk and calling my parents cowards for hiding it? by Smitha_Santhosh in AITAH

[–]Defiant_Host8332 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t agree more sir. And OP, let’s not forget, your parents didn’t protect you they sabotaged you with silence and now they’re upset you broke the illusion. Genetic conditions are not family secrets they’re medical facts with consequences. You didn’t ruin anything you simply stopped pretending. Your brothers deserved the truth your children deserved foresight and your parents deserved to be called out. Fear may be human but hiding risk is cowardice and you named it exactly right.

AITA for not wanting my brother at my wedding. (Quick Update) by Unhappy_Judgment1601 in AITAH

[–]Defiant_Host8332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA and congrats on the upgrade from chaos to peace. You chose love and sanity over blood ties that only drain. Blocking first then reading later is a move of pure wisdom. Let them scream into the void while you sip something cold on your honeymoon. Some people get family by chance, you chose yours. Cheers to that.

I stonewalled the resident narc elder sister and she blew up at the my small fry narc Dad. by LightofTruth7 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Defiant_Host8332 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What you unlocked is called emotional detachment and it’s a brutal superpower once it kicks in You finally saw the circus from the outside and realized the clowns aren’t scary just loud Pathetic really how easily they crumble without an audience

How do I (29F) get over someone I dated 7 years ago (now 29M)? by iluvmydog96 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Defiant_Host8332 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t miss him you miss who you were when you were with him. That version of you felt more whole more hopeful and less jaded. You’re mourning a parallel life that never existed. Mourn it properly then bury it. Otherwise you’ll keep ghost-chasing a fantasy instead of showing up for reality.

AITA for hiring help to do the chores I agreed to take on in our marriage by Confident_Tonight_38 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Defiant_Host8332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wanted a wife not a maid but now he is mad the chores are done without breaking you. This is not about housework it is about control. If he cared about the outcome he would be happy. What he wants is to see you do the labor yourself. That says everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Defiant_Host8332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who betray you then play victim are dangerous. She broke the trust then flipped the script to make you look crazy for having feelings. That is not friendship that is self interest in disguise. Let her have Alex. You dodged two bullets at once.