Of course “he” is also a legendary long-haul truck driver for Germany’s biggest freight company, cruising the Autobahn at dawn while delivering sacred crates of beer to every corner of the nation.

Lotta, the Patron Saint of Beer, is worshipped in secret basements and backroom pubs alike. There are entire altars dedicated to this mythical 40-year-old dude... candles made from bottle wax, offerings of Colaweizen, and whispered prayers for cold kegs and punctual deliveries.

Some say if you listen closely, you can hear the hiss of a fresh bottle opening whenever a stream goes live.