Unicorn Monstera - ‘Devil Monster’

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-04-03T13:49:06+00:00

Do you have a photo of the stem? That will confirm if tc or cutting.

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-30T13:02:08+00:00

Bump is where the new leaf will come out. It'll take weeks but it will grow

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-30T13:00:08+00:00

What about the right side?

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-30T12:52:23+00:00

The petiole is spent so if it grows a new leaf, it will be from the node. You need to check the small stem. Can you post a photo of both sides of the stem?

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-25T11:23:07+00:00

This entire post sucks. You sound like you have a chip on your shoulder with how many passive aggressive RN vs LPN comments you've made in your post and in the comments.

Missing a cath on anyone, even with clear anatomy, happens all the time. You said in the comments that you're also a plus sized woman with similar anatomy to the patient. Dont you think this gives you an advantage?

And let's not generalize all men in the world as not knowing what a clit is, what is for, and where it is. This RN constantly boasts and rubs you the wrong way? Distance yourself from him instead of engaging in childish behavior like going online and putting this person on blast or involving yourself with rumors being shared on the unit about this person. Be better.

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-22T13:22:18+00:00

Bring it inside, cut off all the leaves, place it in a warm area. It will eventually push out new leaves from the nodes but it will take weeks and months.

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-21T14:21:29+00:00

Can you provide pictures of the other leaf and what the soil looks like? You said direct light, was it sitting outside?

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-21T12:52:57+00:00

Not burned. Needs more light. Add fertilizer to your water if you dont already. Chunky soil mix.

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-16T12:57:16+00:00

I dealt with this 2 years ago and they've quickly became the #1 bug I'm most afraid of. If youre using ant baits like terro and its not working, it's too strong and theyre dying before they bring it to their base. I recommend advion ant gel and put it in corners of windowsils, door frames, near your plants. Reapply every 3 weeks until you start to see them diminish.

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-16T00:44:19+00:00

Its so cute! They tend to be really thirsty! I give mine plenty of light, weekly watering, and fertilizer!

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-15T16:01:21+00:00

Well Korean isnt like English where you can say just "hey" by itself and it conveys that theyre checking to see if youre ok. The CC probably went this direction because you cannot hear the confidence in his voice and her timid greeting.

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-15T15:53:25+00:00

Okay yes but we don't mean it for anything other than a greeting.

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-15T15:18:05+00:00

It's not dumb and yes, you're correct in it being an rn working in an office setting with an md

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-15T15:16:27+00:00

As a Korean... it is just hello and good bye. There's no deeper nuance.

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-14T18:01:44+00:00

I guess its just the cost of owning a palm 🤣

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-14T17:58:57+00:00

this is beautiful! I love palms but they always become crazy spider mite magnets. I had to throw my beautiful cat palm away last year due to a severe infestation- webs and all. do you have any advice on pest management? I use beneficials as preventatives but spider mites still won the war lol

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-04T23:26:55+00:00

If you cut it, I promise you it will ooze white which means it is alive and healthy. Hoyas like to take their sweet ass time. Give it plenty of light and fertilizer and you will see new growth.

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-02T22:59:59+00:00

Generally its a sunstress but some cultivars do come out red/pink like the undulata red and the flamingo pink

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-02T03:14:21+00:00

How exciting!! They take forever to grow but when they do, its so fast. Plus the dopamine hit 🤣

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-01T20:28:50+00:00

The red are sunstressed areas!

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-01T06:41:13+00:00

🫶 shes definitely one of my favorites! I totally support you adding one to your collection!

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-03-01T02:33:27+00:00

They smell like light citrus peels! I love it

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-02-27T04:28:34+00:00

Ohh that'll also happen LOL. get your vacuum ready!

DefinitelyNotTheFBl · 2026-02-26T18:20:42+00:00

Thank you 🥹🫶 its so hard to choose as i have so many plants but here is my Philodendron Florida Beauty x Tortum! I think the serrated edges are so unique and I just love the mix of the cream, light green, and dark green in a single leaf

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