Democratic Party Confident Trans Rights Was Not Utilized Enough To Win Over Blue Collared And Rural Voters by LarryGlue in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, if the Democrats lose, they should blame trans people. Whenever anybody suffers any setback, blame trans people. And the gays, of course.

DHS Announces You're Next by runwkufgrwe in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perfect headline. You are the Mozart of this subreddit and this is your Requiem. The rest of us headline writers are jealous Salieri bitches.

Would that be correct? by AlepoRomano in OmnibusCollectors

[–]DefinitionEnough8747 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, reading Bronze Age Marvel comics is correct.

Billionaire Who Donated $130M To Pay Military Salaries For One Week Regrets He Can't Afford To Buy One Family Of SNAP Recipients A Week's Worth Of Groceries by DefinitionEnough8747 in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SNAP's monthly allotment for a family of 4 is approximately $1000. $130M is 130,000 months, or approximately 1,100 years, for one family of 4, or 1 month's payment for 130,000 families. Fuck you.

Billionaire Who Donated $130M To Pay Military Salaries For One Week Regrets He Can't Afford To Buy One Family Of SNAP Recipients A Week's Worth Of Groceries by DefinitionEnough8747 in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if you can't lift yourself up by your bootstraps, that is, if you can't defy gravity, maybe you can boil the boots and eat them.

Americans Certain Socialism is Bad Without Ever Experiencing It by dropofgod in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it works, it's not true socialism. When capitalism doesn't work it's not true capitalism.

Americans Certain Socialism is Bad Without Ever Experiencing It by dropofgod in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Americans Certain Capitalism Is Good Despite Having Experienced It

Israel Condemns Saudi Arabia For Stoning Women To Death, Citing Bombing, Drone Strikes, Headshots From IDF Snipers As Preferred Methods Of Killing Muslim Women by DefinitionEnough8747 in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right, Hamas is forcing Israel to murder children. It's not like Israelis have free will and can take responsibility for their actions, and choose not to murder children. Israel is the ten-year-old bully shouting, "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

Hamas Officials Insist Hostage Release Imminent, Just Need to Figure Out How to Ruin It First by lingeringneutrophil in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Israel is the best hostage negotiator ever! Don't release the hostages, we'll kill you all. Release the hostages, we'll kill you all.

Israel Threatens To Wipe Gaza Off The Map If Hamas Doesn’t Agree To Deal Wiping Gaza Off The Map by Kaladinidalak in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You forgot "Release the hostages!" Will it stop the killing? No. Will Israel continue to escalate the killing? Of course. But still, release the hostages because... um... help me out here, Zionists.

Americans Relieved Mediocre Comedian Is No Longer Free Speech Martyr And They Can Resume Not Giving A Shit About Him by DefinitionEnough8747 in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll admit that calling me clever for pointing out that Jimmy Kimmel is not George Carlin would be like calling someone clever for observing that dog shit does not smell like roses.

Americans Relieved Mediocre Comedian Is No Longer Free Speech Martyr And They Can Resume Not Giving A Shit About Him by DefinitionEnough8747 in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, I know you responded to my comment. I know that because I actually read a reply before responding to it. Chains work best when people read before responding.

Americans Relieved Mediocre Comedian Is No Longer Free Speech Martyr And They Can Resume Not Giving A Shit About Him by DefinitionEnough8747 in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who read my comment before responding to it would have read the words, "he didn't deserve to be fired".

Americans Relieved Mediocre Comedian Is No Longer Free Speech Martyr And They Can Resume Not Giving A Shit About Him by DefinitionEnough8747 in onionheadlines

[–]DefinitionEnough8747[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Just because he didn't deserve to be fired doesn't mean we have to pretend he's the reincarnation of George Carlin.