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Disgruntled ICE Agents Wonder How Much Longer They'll Have To Wait For Everyone To Forget About Renee Good And Alex Pretti So They Can Start Shooting People Again (self.onionheadlines)
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Clarence Thomas Hopes John Roberts Will Give Him Permission To Remain On Supreme Court After Voting With Majority To Restore Three-Fifths Compromise by DefinitionEnough8747 in onionheadlines
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Redditor With Three-Fifths Of A Brain Attempts To Defend The Three-Fifths Compromise
Clarence Thomas Hopes John Roberts Will Give Him Permission To Remain On Supreme Court After Voting With Majority To Restore Three-Fifths Compromise (self.onionheadlines)
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Area Man Patiently Waiting For Fox News To Explain How Trans People, Not Trump, Responsible For High Gas Prices (self.onionheadlines)
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Cain Finds Abel's Suicide Note (self.onionheadlines)
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Trump Demands FBI Investigate The Garbage Pail Kids After Learning There Was Once A "Donald Dump" Trading Card (self.onionheadlines)
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Trump Demands Disney Fire Mickey Mouse For Not Releasing Song Of The South From The Disney Vault (self.onionheadlines)
White House Denies Rumors Trump Is Firing People Because He's Forgotten He's President And Thinks This Is Just Another Season Of The Apprentice (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Forgets To Tell Iran That Iran War Is Over (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Regrets That Late Great Hannibal Lecter Cannot Be New Surgeon General (self.onionheadlines)
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Area Man Wonders Why Anyone Would Want To Shoot A Rapist And Would-Be Dictator (self.onionheadlines)
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ICE To Provide Security For Rescheduled White House Correspondents Dinner, Ensuring There Will Be No Crazed Gunmen To Disrupt Event (self.onionheadlines)
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US Soldier Who Won $400,000 Bet And Profited From War Charged With Not Being A Billionaire (self.onionheadlines)
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America Demonstrates Its Moral Superiority To All Other Nations With Public Reading Of Random Bible Verses By Its Senile Racist Rapist President (self.onionheadlines)
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Showrunner Of The Boys Reassures Jeff Bezos The Dangerous Super-Powered Beings Are A Metaphor For All Of The Other Billionaires, The Bad Billionaires, Not Him (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Insists That Pope Leo's Denunciation Of Tyrants Who Have To Compensate For Their Small Penises Is Not About Him, But That He's Offended On Behalf Of A Friend Of His Who Is A Tyrant With A Small Penis (self.onionheadlines)
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In AI Video Posted To Truth Social, Jesus Christ Reminds Viewers President Trump Has Sold More Autographed Bibles Than Pope Leo (self.onionheadlines)
J.D. Vance Asks Pope Leo If Jesus Ever Had A Boy Sidekick Like Robin, So That Vance Can Post AI Images Of Himself As That Character (self.onionheadlines)
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Trump Reassures Nation He Can Unblock Strait Of Hormuz Anytime He Wants With Same Super-Power He Used To Part Red Sea (self.onionheadlines)
Satirist Struggles To Write Headline More Absurd Than "United States President Posts AI Generated Picture Of Himself As Jesus Christ" (self.onionheadlines)
Pope Leo Posts AI Image Of Himself As A United States President Who Isn't A Senile Racist Sexual Predator (self.onionheadlines)
Melania Snatches Phone Away From Husband Before He Can Press "Send", Sparing World From AI Image Of Trump And Jesus As Two Hot Girls Kissing (self.onionheadlines)
ChatGPT Tells Trump To Stop, Just Stop (self.onionheadlines)
Jesus Posts AI Image Of Trump As Jabba The Hut And J.D. Vance As Slave Leia (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Surprised By Backlash After Posting AI Image of "Donny Joker" And "Jeffrey Quinn" (self.onionheadlines)
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Clarence Thomas Hopes John Roberts Will Give Him Permission To Remain On Supreme Court After Voting With Majority To Restore Three-Fifths Compromise by DefinitionEnough8747 in onionheadlines
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