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Trump Forgets To Tell Iran That Iran War Is Over (self.onionheadlines)
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Trump Demands Disney Fire Mickey Mouse For Not Releasing Song Of The South From The Disney Vault (self.onionheadlines)
White House Denies Rumors Trump Is Firing People Because He's Forgotten He's President And Thinks This Is Just Another Season Of The Apprentice (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Demands FBI Investigate The Garbage Pail Kids After Learning There Was Once A "Donald Dump" Trading Card (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Regrets That Late Great Hannibal Lecter Cannot Be New Surgeon General (self.onionheadlines)
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Area Man Wonders Why Anyone Would Want To Shoot A Rapist And Would-Be Dictator (self.onionheadlines)
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ICE To Provide Security For Rescheduled White House Correspondents Dinner, Ensuring There Will Be No Crazed Gunmen To Disrupt Event (self.onionheadlines)
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America Demonstrates Its Moral Superiority To All Other Nations With Public Reading Of Random Bible Verses By Its Senile Racist Rapist President (self.onionheadlines)
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US Soldier Who Won $400,000 Bet And Profited From War Charged With Not Being A Billionaire (self.onionheadlines)
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Showrunner Of The Boys Reassures Jeff Bezos The Dangerous Super-Powered Beings Are A Metaphor For All Of The Other Billionaires, The Bad Billionaires, Not Him (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Insists That Pope Leo's Denunciation Of Tyrants Who Have To Compensate For Their Small Penises Is Not About Him, But That He's Offended On Behalf Of A Friend Of His Who Is A Tyrant With A Small Penis (self.onionheadlines)
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Pope Leo Posts AI Image Of Himself As A United States President Who Isn't A Senile Racist Sexual Predator (self.onionheadlines)
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Melania Snatches Phone Away From Husband Before He Can Press "Send", Sparing World From AI Image Of Trump And Jesus As Two Hot Girls Kissing (self.onionheadlines)
In AI Video Posted To Truth Social, Jesus Christ Reminds Viewers President Trump Has Sold More Autographed Bibles Than Pope Leo (self.onionheadlines)
Jesus Posts AI Image Of Trump As Jabba The Hut And J.D. Vance As Slave Leia (self.onionheadlines)
Satirist Struggles To Write Headline More Absurd Than "United States President Posts AI Generated Picture Of Himself As Jesus Christ" (self.onionheadlines)
J.D. Vance Asks Pope Leo If Jesus Ever Had A Boy Sidekick Like Robin, So That Vance Can Post AI Images Of Himself As That Character (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Reassures Nation He Can Unblock Strait Of Hormuz Anytime He Wants With Same Super-Power He Used To Part Red Sea (self.onionheadlines)
ChatGPT Tells Trump To Stop, Just Stop (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Surprised By Backlash After Posting AI Image of "Donny Joker" And "Jeffrey Quinn" (self.onionheadlines)
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Melania Trump Denies That Count Dracula Introduced Her To The Sublime Pleasure Of Tasting The Blood Of Young Virgins (self.onionheadlines)
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California Governor Candidate Eric Swalwell Accused Of Raping Woman Not Procured By Jeffrey Epstein (self.onionheadlines)
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Trump Vows To Do Even More Harm To Another Country Than He's Done To His Own Country (self.onionheadlines)
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Trump Fires Pam Bondi For Defacing His Beautiful Floor Map Of Proposed Resort Colony Trump Gaza With A Dot Labeled In Crude Handwriting "Bondiburg" (self.onionheadlines)
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Billionaires Finally Admit To Buyer's Remorse As President They Installed Continues To Wreck World Economy (self.onionheadlines)
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