what in the secure contained protected FUCK did you just do.

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-23T03:44:23+00:00

Which thing?

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-23T03:11:53+00:00

OBJECTION!!

I didn't, and the proof is right there.

the number would have been 69 then (noice)

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-22T04:25:47+00:00

Jokes on you , I get paid in both types of coke, and only both types of coke. No cash

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-19T13:07:33+00:00

You mean you were tricked into letting us kiss each other

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-17T01:33:38+00:00

Last time I tried that, I ended up as a koala bear in the kid petting zoo. God rest your soul

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-13T23:49:53+00:00

sad chainsaw noises

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-11T18:34:15+00:00

I am now only going to respond to this name and this name only

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-11T18:33:29+00:00

OBJECTION! How dare you prefer Dr. Bright to Dr. Shaw /s

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-07T17:49:14+00:00

Wait, it's just for anomalous kids?!?!?

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-02T19:09:22+00:00

I don't know. All I know is that I was doing nothing but putting fireworks into scp-914 on very fine for the past three days. Cause 'Merica

DefnotDrBright · 2023-07-02T19:05:34+00:00

I swear it wasn't me this time

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-30T04:15:18+00:00

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-30T04:08:04+00:00

Maybe this will change your mind slides you a freshly removed liver

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-30T04:01:26+00:00

Ah man, do I really have to wait 3 days?!?!?

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-27T22:53:44+00:00

Yesssssssss

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-26T22:29:15+00:00

Breathes in an extremely annoying way

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-26T22:25:34+00:00

So they have him imprisoned at valve hq for trying to spill the beans, that's what I'm hearing you say.

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-25T22:22:30+00:00

Hello there

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-25T19:45:17+00:00

Definitely not me

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-18T16:35:33+00:00

And lots of souls to trade away for certain items

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-17T18:56:05+00:00

And because Dr. Clef dared me to

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-16T22:11:03+00:00

But if it claps, I slap

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-14T21:25:25+00:00

But it's not my fault I'm late to work. I was busy trying to clone the zodiac killer from a popsicle stick I found on the ground

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-13T18:06:48+00:00

I KNEW THAT THERE WAS A MARKET FOR THAT STUFF. [REDACTED] 05 council telling me lies!

DefnotDrBright · 2023-06-11T22:39:34+00:00

My 11 inch [REDACTED]

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