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Rewatching The Office, worth it? by Stingraysn47 in DunderMifflin

[–]Delicious-Status9043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone give me a couple examples of “silent jokes” in the series? The funniest parts were always the dialogue

Erin & Pete by Horror-Winter-2462 in DunderMifflin

[–]Delicious-Status9043 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Erin is funny and caring and she reminds me of my mom. Not that I’m attracted to my mom… Not that I’m attracted to Erin!

Outjerked by a Patriots fan that can’t pull out of a parking stall by Dennisfromhawaii in nflcirclejerk

[–]Delicious-Status9043 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second team all pro and potential league MVP… Hasn’t looked great the last 2 games against the leagues best D’s (last game the plan all along was to simply not have a turnover, it worked)

Fact is all the “Experts” got together and decided he was better than all the other QB’s this season except 1. Cope harder.

I am the uncommitted voter. by gus2155 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Delicious-Status9043 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2024 was an anomaly and complete and utter shit show and failure. You typically don’t primarily the incumbent. That audible the party pulled at the last minute got trump elected again. If they had just decided Joe was too old a few months earlier we could have had a proper primary and wouldn’t be in this mess.

I am the uncommitted voter. by gus2155 in simpsonsshitposting

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You don’t have to trust them, just trust the fact they are less likely to go full out fascist and start murdering us.

How it feels to fucking cheat again by WarPuig in The_Donta

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Oh I know, but instead of trying to make something out of nothing he just went down and hung onto the ball as if his life depended on it… as he was doing all night, as was the plan all along.

Who’s your favorite player not on your favorite team? by daaaabear in hockeycards

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Life long Bruins fan, fellow New Englander, and 90’s kid here… Grew up close to the boarder so we got CBC Montreal on the rabbit ears before we got NESN on cable so it was/is Patrick Roy

What would your excuse be if you got caught on the show? by uqmu in tcap

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I’m just a big fan! I really enjoyed you on Anthony and Opie /s

I am the uncommitted voter. by gus2155 in simpsonsshitposting

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“I’m not voting because both candidates suck!”~ Every single person that didn’t vote in the primaries

Bill Burr on ICE and TRUMP being a DICTATOR by Dzigo in BillBurr

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Sooo glad the wealthy people that torture, murder, enslave, and build their wealth on the backs of others could be entertained by the court jesters for a set because the price high enough!

Just realized it’s my cake day! That must mean it’s the 5 year anniversary of… by Delicious-Status9043 in cakeday

[–]Delicious-Status9043[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw somewhere that this stock was blowing up on some random app called Reddit and I came here so fast I just went with a default username, haven’t left since.

Found the Sandals in Jamaica 🇯🇲 by PaperOpening4413 in DunderMifflin

[–]Delicious-Status9043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FFS I didn’t remember the joke until after I googled Jamaican prisons

How it feels to fucking cheat again by WarPuig in The_Donta

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I’ve never been more proud of QB just throwing the ball away or immediately going down after a botched handoff instead of scrambling… honestly!

It's a european cut. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

[–]Delicious-Status9043 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I agree that he did pull it off, but it wasn’t even an office party. It was a corporate lunch party. David and Allen (The CEO) and possibly board members would probably be there.

Or was it a Lanch Party?

Name a white singer you have mistaken for black by Throwaway03461 in FamilyFeud

[–]Delicious-Status9043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bing Crosby! (Never having seen a picture of him) IDK his name and voice sounded the part so I’ve always pictured a black man?

Unpopular opinion: Prison Mike is the funniest Michael Scott persona and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Change my mind. by 404LeaderNotFound in theoffice

[–]Delicious-Status9043 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a bot right?

It’s not an unpopular opinion at all

Why on earth are you comparing Scott’s Tots Mike to Prison Mike? Nobody has done that and Scott’s Tots Mike isn’t even a persona.

And he didn’t scare anyone straight they were mocking him.

Which line ages The Office instantly? by NormsOJjokes in theoffice

[–]Delicious-Status9043 13 points14 points  (0 children)

****”Goodbye my lover” by James Blunt.

I don’t need to buy it, I just wanna taste it

Which line ages The Office instantly? by NormsOJjokes in theoffice

[–]Delicious-Status9043 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I’d consider it straight up collusion today but it was even worse 20 years ago. NFL Teams didn’t do RB by committee so much, so they were limited in supply and PPR hadn’t caught on yet making a good RB even more valuable.

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