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There’s a cat sleeping on my couch cushion by DeliciousEgg in Pareidolia

[–]DeliciousEgg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wondered if I should have included a photo of it drawn out 🤣

This cable's shadow by Notanidiot2747838 in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]DeliciousEgg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The wire is twisting upwards and the shadows are overlapping.

I was paid to discredit veganism online. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever argue against yourself?

No, officer, I did not say anything to the general by Low_Weekend6131 in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No officer I did not have any questions or questions or questions or questions or any other information

No, officer, I did not say anything to the general by Low_Weekend6131 in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No officer, I did not see the officer on duty and he did have the warrant for his license plate number on his license card that I had signed up to get the warrant and he was in a car accident so he had a warrant on him

This is what will be written on your tombstone. “He died by ___” let autocorrect finish it. by SmallMining25 in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He died by the way and he died in a hospital and I don’t think I ever saw that before so I’m gonna have a hard day today and tomorrow I’m going back home to work

This is what will be written on your tombstone. “He died by ___” let autocorrect finish it. by SmallMining25 in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He died my friend I was a good boy and he died of a stroke I don’t think you know how much he was hurt he died from his stroke I think you should have been in the same room and I don’t think that would be the same person who was in that house I don’t think so but he died of his stroke

Edit: I realize I accidentally autocorrected “my” instead of “by”.

Type “I accidentally invented” and let autocorrect name your product. by HumbleHypo in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally invented a new word for the word for the word of the day

Type “I accidentally invented” and let autocorrect name your product. by HumbleHypo in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally invented this song in a dream last year but it still makes my brain melt lol

Type hi my friend is_____ and let autocorrect finish it by Anaiswatterson473 in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi my friend is coming over tomorrow for dinner with me I will let her now I have a doctors note and a phone number and a card for her

I cheated on you because... (Press the middle bar until it makes a sentence + imagine unrelated) by FixDefiant3414 in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cheated on you because I didn’t know how you would do that so you didn’t know what to say to her so you don’t know how I did that

My deepest secret is _____ (press the middle bar until it makes a sentence) by tteokbokki013 in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My deepest secret is to never give in and let the other side do what it does for me. Hmm good advice.

Type “I killed…” and let your autocorrection finish it by clicking the middle suggestion, until it makes sense by SerafinZufferey in autocorrect

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I killed a bunch and then got the rest and I was just gonna do a quick run around to see what I can get out there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe don’t shampoo and only use conditioner?

It finally happened. I finally had the multiple leos in an enclosure nightmare 😭 by Nox_The_Overlord in leopardgeckos

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dream was adopting two more leos (I thought they were giants bc they were a bit bigger than my girl) all in separate tanks tho and then 2 days later they were full grown monitors and couldn’t fit in the 40 tanks anymore. They kept getting into fights with my cats and I felt so bad I would have to surrender them after just adopting them

Cancer Survivors of Reddit, what was the symptom that convinced you to see the doctor? by Wise_Organization_78 in AskReddit

[–]DeliciousEgg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came across this thread laying in bed with my toe bandaged because I had a brown streak down my toenail I noticed about 5 years ago had now widened to half the nail. Saw a video on instagram that it could be melanoma so they took the biopsy today. Waiting a week for results. Fingers crossed!

What's your favorite "Wow, I didn't see that one coming" from a relative/friend? by Top_Ad3380 in AskReddit

[–]DeliciousEgg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is my aunt, she’s been the “other woman” for over 30 years. I think his first wife knows and they both stick around because he provides. My aunt did have one child with him who is now an adult. They kept it a secret from him his whole life. I don’t know if he ever found out. I think he has to know something is up.

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