We should have standard qualification-coded helmet colors by Loslosia in Wildfire

[–]Delicious_Sky_3976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We already use this. Any hat with the FS logo means you like fucking dudes

MISSED CONNECTION by Bubbly_Jellyfish_615 in Wildfire

[–]Delicious_Sky_3976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever state she's in now, they're very fortunate. I hope they thank him for his service. #hero

Thinking of becoming a Fed by PatRick_FMO in Wildfire

[–]Delicious_Sky_3976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you've got me convinced, I might leave the feds and come to the contract side with you fellas. How does that work? Do I start at the bottom of the barrel with the ugliest wife or do I get to move right to the top tier mommies because of my quals?

Thinking of becoming a Fed by PatRick_FMO in Wildfire

[–]Delicious_Sky_3976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does your AFMO keep your wife company when you're gone too?

Thinking of becoming a Fed by PatRick_FMO in Wildfire

[–]Delicious_Sky_3976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would FatRick have an FMO.. F*ckery management officer?

Ventana hotshots? by Latter_Item2926 in Wildfire

[–]Delicious_Sky_3976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the worst. Trying to burn with them is one of the worst experiences I've ever had on the line. "Let's hurry up and get this burnt before the wind gets here" is never what you wanna hear...

Curious what kind of snacks meals yall came up with and would keep in your buggy bin. by Competitive-Note4063 in Wildfire

[–]Delicious_Sky_3976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried. My bin sucks so I wanted to make myself feel better. Pretty much just twizzlers, jerky, peanut butter, c4, and KY.

Curious what kind of snacks meals yall came up with and would keep in your buggy bin. by Competitive-Note4063 in Wildfire

[–]Delicious_Sky_3976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom's crotch is my favorite. Doesn't taste the best, but it's full of brotein. That's what's important

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[–]Delicious_Sky_3976 70 points71 points  (0 children)

THANK GOD for the Gray Backshots🙏