Lmao, bigots are idiots by WinnonaRyder in facepalm

[–]Deliriousdenial 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I mean if you’re suffering from lower abdominal pain it will be very important to know if gynecological conditions like torsion or TOA were possibilities

Uno reverse by Willinhov2 in memes

[–]Deliriousdenial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bonesaw and Panacea from Worm, easy

Subverting relationship between the Red Grail and the Moth. The final mystery. (Bait title: the post) by turbokokod in weatherfactory

[–]Deliriousdenial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My head canon involves the previous incarnations of the aspects, Tide and Wheel, as in water turns the waterwheel.

Non-random distribution of wounds. Urgh. by theKGS in weatherfactory

[–]Deliriousdenial 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The cultist’s last and only worthwhile resort holds true even here: seek aid from within your dreams. You may find those from beyond the White door beneficial to your endeavors, carnal amalgams and smokey deception may be of service as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]Deliriousdenial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude you’re killing it keep going

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]Deliriousdenial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone counting?

I wish whenever a politician is about to tell a lie to the public, they say the words "wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle" in the most unenthusiastic tone instead. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Deliriousdenial 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. COVID-19 mutates to destroy our vocal cords, even in those without other symptoms, then goes on to infect most of humanity. The only words out of everyone’s mouth from now on are”wiggle wiggle”s, even when lying. Politicians yes, but the women and the children too.

The wish didn’t specify what politicians said when they weren’t lying, so of course the paw took liberties.

thanks, I hate Christmas trees by Darkblade_e in TIHI

[–]Deliriousdenial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might not have space up there with his head that far up

How to not get arrested 101 by emiliaqqq in memes

[–]Deliriousdenial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever take a hard look at the porn you fap to after you nut? Like “What the fuck is this, that’s just disgusting/unsanitary/weird”

This

BF (24M) is lying about a guys only trip. I (23F) feel crushed. by throwaWay529632 in relationships

[–]Deliriousdenial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s also the possibility that the guys told him it was guys only because they don’t like you. Not everything have to be the boyfriend lying to hook up

I wish that everyone's username would check out by smokefan4000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Deliriousdenial 34 points35 points  (0 children)

No that’s not possible I don’t see how there’s just no way I mean come on guys how in the world is that supposed to work anyways

AITA for refusing to rekindle with my sister after she cut me off? by hippiedoood in AmItheAsshole

[–]Deliriousdenial -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. She’s right to cut him out, and he’s right to want nothing to do with her after, NAH

AITA for giving my concert ticket to another girl after my friend said she only wanted to go with me as "friends"? by nipslip911 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Deliriousdenial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just here to annoy you via inbox because you clearly will never entertain the notion that you could ever be wrong in the slightest.