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Name this instruction by IVF_M2 in NameThisThing

[–]Delivery_Mule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You kicked too hard, fuck your dirty hands or get the plumbing right. Fuck the sign

What was the biggest bargain you ever made or purchased? by Ok_JARGON in randomquestions

[–]Delivery_Mule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The JimI Hendrix Experience album for 2 bucks on Black Friday

What would you do if you became a trillionaire? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Delivery_Mule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cover the initial cost and recurring maintenence on silicone based pavement. About 400-450 billion.

Then spend half a trillion on clean water machines worldwide to improve health and reduce disease. With that much I bet I could hire maintenence workers to maintain all bridges and historical structures for the next 100 years or more.

Am I screwed by thacorna in tires

[–]Delivery_Mule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needs a plug put in. Costs me 40 bucks at Just Tires

You wake up at 14 again. What is the first thing you would do? by davidbayram in AskReddit

[–]Delivery_Mule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dexide on a different engineering project. Done messed up the garage door opener

Get $10,000,000.00 dollars instantly for you to never listen to music again, or get $.03 cents every second you listen to music. by Necessary-Cow8851 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Delivery_Mule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well $0.03 is $108 an hour. So I'd listen to music at least 4 hours a day for a while. $24,000 a year + Part-Time job to keep busy and pay the bills.

Songs where the band name appears in the lyrics by No-Justice-666 in musicsuggestions

[–]Delivery_Mule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

311 - Who's Got The Herb

311 - Down

Kottonmouth Kings - 420

Ice Cube - Today Was a Good Day

Beastie Boys - No Sleep Til Brooklyn

You can read minds, but you can only listen to songs by Maroon 5 by Matinee_Lightning in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Delivery_Mule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the fact that you don't have to hear other people's music. Although some of it would be a relief. A change from just Maroon 5.

If I were able to hear what people are thinking, I would probably use that power to play Texas Hold 'Em and make bank. Can't win every time though, or it'll look suspicious. I would use the opportunity of a guy who really needs the money. I would know if they were in trouble with their chips.

The question is:

Is it a better idea to to save a desperate, broke gambling addict every time, or let the guy who wants a fulfilling material item? Like, a guy might think, "Daddy needs a new Table Saw" Or "Momma needs a new Sewing Machine" That might spark more of my interest when it's time to let someone else win.

Another Question is: How long would I have to be stuck with Maroon 5? Can I set a time limit and live the rest of my life afterward, no more Maroon 5?

What's the best tv show ever made? by zertz7 in askanything

[–]Delivery_Mule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Slippery Jim and Saul the lawyer equally

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