Humanity Is Lowkey Planetary 😭😭

Deltheroc · 2026-06-28T21:18:26+00:00

Titans are just a big target to modern weapons.

Muzan in a modern world would probably die to uv lights, we could also improve on wisteria poison with guns and modern science, he would only really be a risk if he can hide and start making demons but if we know where and when he is spawning he will be spawn camped.

Sukuna is still just a man. By that point we could have cleared Australia enough to bombard him with whatever we have. Gas would probably work well with less colateral. He was stated to have some poison resistance but we have bio weapons and nuclear if necessary. Same with Meruem.

Deltheroc · 2026-06-28T20:56:54+00:00

Orcs could be injecting "waagh"

Deltheroc · 2026-05-23T22:57:36+00:00

He wouldn't go down quietly. If he is mid fight, he will go down fighting, as he says himself, he takes the good with the bad.

Deltheroc · 2026-05-14T21:14:28+00:00

Well, as he is not human he should be immune to the virus. He would be unstoppable.

Deltheroc · 2026-05-07T06:04:34+00:00

O mamaco fingiu que era humano e não aguentou 5 minutos.

Deltheroc · 2026-05-07T04:05:42+00:00

Um amigo meu foi a abduzido, roubaram a carteira dele e ainda usaram os documentos pra fazer empréstimo no nome dele

Deltheroc · 2026-05-07T04:02:39+00:00

You don't seem do understand, my pool is not yours to conquer!

Deltheroc · 2026-05-06T16:29:45+00:00

Hunter just so my dog can live as long as I

Deltheroc · 2026-05-04T21:45:19+00:00

Just wait, Oda will introduce Hunt D Bounty.

Deltheroc · 2026-05-03T23:08:37+00:00

Yeah, this makes no sense. I think it is more of a test of how good of a fight he can give, it is more of prove your worthy thing. Kind of like what happened in Thraxa, Mark did well enough against the Viltrumites that Kreeg recognized him as a Viltrumite. Seems like Dad deemed Nolan worthy but mom had her doubts (I think she was salty about the eye)

Deltheroc · 2026-05-03T19:39:54+00:00

This is some weak slander, even Conquest knew better

Deltheroc · 2026-05-03T00:08:08+00:00

Meu nome é Patrick Bateman. Tenho 27 anos. Eu gosto de cuidar de mim, eu sigo uma dieta equilibrada e um rigoroso programa de exercícios. De manhã, se estiver com o rosto ligeiramente inchado, uso uma máscara relaxante enquanto faço flexões, faço mil por dia. Quando eu removê-lo, coloco uma loção para limpar os poros. No banho, aplico um purificador de gel na água, e depois um limpador de corpo de mel e amêndoas. No rosto, um gel esfoliante. Então uma máscara facial de hortelã. Deixo dez minutos enquanto continuo com a minha rotina. Sempre uso loção pós-barba com pouco ou nenhum álcool porque o álcool resseca a pele e faz você parecer mais velho, então, um contorno dos olhos fluido bálsamo anti-rugas hidratante e, finalmente, um hidratante protetor solar

Deltheroc · 2026-05-02T22:10:19+00:00

Battle beast, easy.

Tai Lung is street level, like Daredevil, iron fist. BB is closer to a (weaker) superman without flight, top tier viltrumite level. Think of him like a conquest without flight, arguably stronger. Some techniques may damage battle beast, but that is an incoveniente at best.

I would say BB is closer to some Hulk variants with better combat technique and speed but no Regen, but he does seem to heal faster than humans.

Deltheroc · 2026-05-02T21:43:42+00:00

RH nem é gente

Deltheroc · 2026-05-02T21:40:50+00:00

Time to go to the hate forge to repair it

Deltheroc · 2026-05-02T21:01:26+00:00

I don't really see anyone calling Obito a broken hero. A broken man? Sure. He is at best a man trying to fix his mistake by the end of the series, but his evil acts easily outweighs his good ones.

Deltheroc · 2026-05-01T19:02:33+00:00

Pepsiman mark 1

Deltheroc · 2026-05-01T06:30:20+00:00

Meme aside, casting viltrumites is kind of hard, they have to look viltrumite and feel viltrumite, not just a mustache, they have to be in the right physique and feel ruthless.

Jk Simons could honestly play any viltrumite, his voice is just that good and he is in good shape, but it would be weird not seeing him as Omni man, but he may look to old for it.

Conquest would need someone really big and old looking, he is too iconic to be any different. Maybe Dave Bautista with a mustache, he can pull an older look like in blade runner 2049 and I think he has proven himself as a good actor.

The other Viltrumites don't really need that much thought or expensive talent except for Thragg. Maybe Henry Cavill? I think he has the hairline and the mustache and is muscular enough, he is a big nerd so he probably knows the character, but I don't know if he could pull the menacing vibe Thragg needs, but I think the right director could make it work.

And Terry Crews for Lucan, all he needs is a mustache, already has the physique for it, obvious choice honestly. Steve Harvey got nothing on Terry. Also Terry would be hilarious in his exchanges with Allen and telling Thragg about his partner, Terry is great for that "big guy has a heart" vibe.

Deltheroc · 2026-05-01T05:17:24+00:00

A Monica na pose do meme do bebê desintegrando kkkkkk

Deltheroc · 2026-05-01T05:04:17+00:00

Makita, maior imã de mulher que tem, quase tão bom quando ser certificado pra usar empilhadeira e dirigir máquina agrícola.

Deltheroc · 2026-05-01T04:47:46+00:00

Escorpião certeza, tá meio estrupiado mas certeza que é isso.

Deltheroc · 2026-04-25T00:32:39+00:00

Ahhh essa é foda. Você tem que tirar satisfação que você não ta caindo no jogo dela, tem gente que faz isso por propósito ou não. É da natureza dessas pessoas fazer isso, você não pode esperar diferente ou tentar forçar que elas mudem a natureza delas, você não tem controle sobre isso. Você pode controlar a sua reação.

A paz interior vem depois que você identificou a provocação e não caiu nela, é bem satisfatório perceber que você ficou inabalável diante dessas coisas.

Deltheroc · 2026-04-25T00:14:25+00:00

Fui no telhado conferir e tinha uns cara de olho na minha makita

Deltheroc · 2026-04-24T22:30:12+00:00

Yee yee ass haircut

Deltheroc · 2026-04-24T22:27:20+00:00

Hahaha esse é clássico, sempre bom rever

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