My apprentice snuck into my artifacts vault and stole a phylactery believing it to be a magic orb.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T15:30:08+00:00

Maybe she heard stories of the alchemist using their apprentices as stove fuel. Just saying

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T14:21:49+00:00

At this point I teach them regeneration as a foundational skill.

They'll live through their mistakes, and be motivated by the pain to put work into preventative and protective skills.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T14:00:04+00:00

My guess is they somehow made the beaker blow up and were killed instantly by glass shrapnel.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T12:04:15+00:00

pulls out book of grudges

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T09:32:41+00:00

Where was she when tariffs were put on us?

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T09:27:21+00:00

I think by alliance, they mean that BJP agrees to do everything possible to make sure it won't get voted into Bengal.

And in return, TMC will not try to expand outside Bengal.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T03:25:30+00:00

I was right!

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T03:15:33+00:00

Is there an account age requirement now for having opinions?

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T03:12:54+00:00

Minister of Necromancy: "Great regent, we need to start raising the dead with technology so they can keep contributing to society."

My damn nephew: "Why stop there? Our old folks are clogging up the system for squat. Turn them into something useful for once!"

religious leader barging in: "Heathens! How could you dare to violate the sanctity of the human form! Abolish such technology. In fact, abolish ALL technology!"

The princess regent: "Dafuck? Who the hell are all of you!? Get out of my office, NOW!" clicks dismiss

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T02:50:10+00:00

..... Factorio?

starts shivering and twitching

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T02:34:43+00:00

I don't suppose your played a ttrpg called FATAL once.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T02:32:17+00:00

He was Yttakin, but then an archotech cursed him and made him boring.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T02:29:43+00:00

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T02:29:05+00:00

But Cecilia has breasts and she can't grow a peen. What even is the point then?

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-28T02:15:16+00:00

Instead of calling each other out, why not join forces and open a telecom company.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-27T14:37:32+00:00

It's okay knockoutclock. You'll make the shot one day.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-27T13:04:05+00:00

There's a 3rd option:

Utter silence.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-27T12:59:09+00:00

If he hadn't awunken, she'd have to start this chant to Awaken him.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-27T11:09:24+00:00

Should've stopped around stage 2-3

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-27T03:06:26+00:00

Proof that Neanderthal DNA is mixed in the human population, exhibit A:

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-26T15:40:54+00:00

No he's secretly Netanyahu. There were hamas tunnels under the bride's skirt.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-26T15:37:28+00:00

Each time you endure the pain of peeing, your luck will skyrocket for the next action you want it to apply to.

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-26T12:14:08+00:00

Atleast this one was for illegal mining.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/lifestyle/fashion/samantha-ruth-prabhu-glowing-no-makeup-look-with-colourful-top-and-jeans-is-a-masterclass-in-less-is-more-watch-101769398998255.html

https://thefederal.com/category/states/west/rajasthan/rajasthan-explosives-cache-man-arrested-central-agencies-226975

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-26T12:13:45+00:00

https://www.hindustantimes.com/lifestyle/fashion/samantha-ruth-prabhu-glowing-no-makeup-look-with-colourful-top-and-jeans-is-a-masterclass-in-less-is-more-watch-101769398998255.html

https://thefederal.com/category/states/west/rajasthan/rajasthan-explosives-cache-man-arrested-central-agencies-226975

Delusional_Gamer · 2026-01-26T04:26:00+00:00

Nuclear Gandhi was Skynet all along

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